HAMPSTEAD (Melbourne House)
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(You're in your lousy little apartment, watching tv) EXAMINE LOUNGE (you
find your unemployment card), GET UB40, U, E, OPEN WARDROBE, GET
TRACKSUIT, WEAR TRACKSUIT, W, D, E, SEARCH KITCHEN, GET KEY, E, UNLOCK
SHED, S, GET CLIPS, WEAR CLIPS, DROP KEY, GET BIKE, N, OPEN GATE, E, S,
DROP BIKE, S, JOIN QUEUE (you receive a giro), GET GIRO, N, GET BIKE, N,
E, N, N, E, E, NE, E, E, NE, N, GET LATHE, SW, S, DROP BIKE, S, EXAMINE
OPPORTUNITIES (no jobs whatsoever!), N, GET BIKE, E, DROP BIKE, N, CASH
GIRO, GET NOTES, S, GET BIKE, E, E, N, SIT BENCH (you find a credit
card), GET CREDIT, S, W, S, S, DROP BIKE, W, DROP TRACKSUIT, GET TWEED,
WEAR TWEED, E, E, EXAMINE NEWSAGENT (you notice an art magazine), GET
MAG, W, S, E, BUY TICKET, GET PASS, SE, BOARD TRAIN (on the way to
Waterloo you meet Justin Perrier, the famous arts person. He offers you
his card), GET CARD, READ CARD (he will trade his tie for the lathe),
GIVE LATHE, GET TIE, WEAR TIE (you get off), N, BOARD BUS (you drive to
West End), N, N, E, BUY SUIT, GET SUIT, WEAR SUIT, W, N, W, N (somebody
asks for your name), JUSTIN PERRIER (he offers you a job in the bank),
GET JOB (you receive a letter of recommendation), GET LETTER, S, E, S,
S, E, E, OPEN DESK (inside is a tool), DROP MAG, GET SCREWDRIVER, W, W,
N, N, E, E, E, DROP CREDIT, U, E (and hello to the bank manager, Sir
Lionel), W, W, FORCE CABINET (the lock breaks), EXAMINE CABINET, GET
REPORT, READ REPORT, DROP SCREWCRIVER, EXAMINE DESK, GET MEMO, READ
MEMO, WAIT (you are asked to attend a meeting), E, N (you must vote),
OPTION 3 (you must have read the memo in order to do it right. If so,
you are given 100000 pounds), DROP PASS, GET DRAFT, S, D, W, W, W, S, S,
S, E, EXAMINE DISPLAY (you spot a nice little house), BUY COTTAGE, GET
DEEDS, W, N, N, N, E, SE, S, S, S, E, SE (you meet the model Pippa at a
party), DROP CARD, GET PIPPA (she accepts!), NW, W, N, N, W, N, NW, E,
E, D, GET CAR, N (Pippa talks about her dad, Sir Chubby), N, W, S, DROP
CAR, RING BELL (butleren asks about your purpose), MEET CHUBBY, S
(Chubby asks you what you want), MARRY PIPPA (he wants something from
the meeting), GIVE MEMO, GIVE REPORT (you receive Sir Lionels job and
are knighted!), N, GET CAR, N, E, S, S, DROP CAR, U, GET CREDIT, D, GET
CAR, N, N, W, W, S, S, S, DROP CAR, W, DROP SUIT, GET TRACKSUIT, WEAR
TRACKSUIT, GET DOGS, E, GET BIKE, N, N, E, E (this is the right way to
enter Hampstead. Good piece of work!!)


Jacob Gunness - d. 21/3-1990