The time has passed since our last production.... but I really give a damn, I'm not so fond of this business anymore. Creating this product took some time, mostly due to my idleness. I just couldn't keep up the interest in coding more often than once a week. This is not a masterpiece, I admit, but still I hope you like these groovy tunes composed by some of our friends. Just to mention, it's Icebreaker here again....... Oh, and I almost forget, this disk may be called "Mental Invanoid II" Now it's time for some info how to handle this program..... Press 1,2,3,4 for different scrolltexts (This is 1, the others are pure bullshit-texts) - Press DEL to toggle filter on-off - Use mouse to select song and press left button to load it. That's all about the brief. About the songs, Heavy Dance Mix and Flashes were composed by Yip, Guitar-Assault and Let's Scram were composed by Stubu, Neutron Dance was Malone's piece, and Snowman was adapted by Frederic of The Dragons. If you don't wanna bore, read the other texts, will you? For the last words, hellos to everyone we know, especially to Kevin and Stefan of Vision Factory, Olkkonen and co., Drucer and rest of Animate, Zados, Frederics from France, all Peters I know, all my friends here in Tampere, all girls I know and love, and all the rest of the best. Now change the text or die.......... restarting..... Yo fellaz!!!! Icebreaker 'ere..... It must be over 6 months since I last time wrote some scrollytextures.... let's find out whether I'm still in shape........ so, if you've already read Axa's text, don't worry, be happy, 'cause I ain't gonna tell you anything 'bout our forthcoming trip to BRDeutschland. Instead, I'm gonna write lotsa bullie text now....... Now it's Saturday, 11.11.1989, and this junk should be out till next week. Right now I'm sitting in my room, in my very own chair, listening to Kool Moe Dee's latest, and feeling tired. Last weekend I made a trip to Sweden with some friends of mine. Oooorgah! It was really a nice trip indeed..... besides everything else I also met one German girlie aboard, hellos to her too. She was from Stuttgart, but I can't her name. Anyway, I came home at Saturday and was too tired to go anywhere. So I just slept. Beginning of this week was boring, school after school, training after training, some rounds of squash, and that was all. Wednesday night I went boozing with my pals. The clock was already about 22:30 before we arrived at one local disco. And the fucking disco is open only till 2:00 am. So, we didn't have so much time to mess around. I picked up one girlie, but it was only one-night relationship. In the morning I woke up, and rushed to school. I was still in choma, and didn't wake up to the reality before afternoon. I was fucking tired for all the day. Friday I again went boozing and to the same disco. Again, I picked up a girlie. She had the same name as the Wednesday-girl. How does it come that I always found girls with same names? So, where was I??? Oh yeah, at the disco. The evening went pretty quickly. Today I was supposed to go to see the girl again, but in the morning I was again in choma and confuzed, so I didn't know where I was. So I didn't meet her. Maybe next week. So, as I already told you, now it's Saturday afternoon, and I'm thinking whether I'll booze today or not. I think I gotta stop now. See you in Kiel, Venlo, and in Carlsberg brewery in the beginning of next month. Bye, Ice....... It must have been half a year since I last time wrote a scrolltext.. maybe more than six months, I am not sure... What fuck can I do with my brains if I don't squeeze'em sometimes with alcohol?? I hate alcohol and I hate beer but sometimes... I drink em... but I really hate whisky and love it at the same time... who am I? My real name was Eero Egghead, but now i am an exhibitionist... OK! Whores and generals... Zados the brainless legend is here sucking your beat-iful legs... Dick is head and my head is in my ass but where is my fingers? Now some little bit normal text... Ah! The greetings are coming (in A.I.D.S order): X-Men .. Pure-Byte .. X-Beat .. Almassion .. Kalma .. Merconom .. I.M.U.. Shit... No sense! Adonis 1990 was Zados when he was 6 feet dick without spermcannons... NorthStar was cooler than rule but Atom must be a bit Analtom (lardlord) hups.. Christ, my mates, use drugs... Get stoned bcos its too normal! Hey! Hey! Hey! Join X-Beat 'cos there are only normal guys like: sodomists, incests, alcoholics and humorists. Soon it's 5 years since I got my 1st computer Condomore 64 with 1541 diskdrive and i still have 'em (with a little bit faster system - only 60 times faster than too normal version) but who fucks my sister? I donnot care.. Also you can join 'Zados Group' if you like. You will get an own t-shirt with 'ZADOS'-logo. Too normal, mates! Hey man! Fuck America! Mob! Coming soon from X-Beat: Pravda magazine and 'Yes my lord'-demo! Too sensible 4 incestfreaks. Attention: there is no lamers in the world! Only cancers! .. Seriously .. I'm gonna stop the whole business after x-mas bcos of my final examinations (blaah!) But I will come back till 1995... Frankly in the summer'90... I would visit at someone's copy party if necessary and of course I will have some wine, women and song (as usually) But after xmas of 1990 I should enlist to army... I love it you know! And after that I'll be gone forever (Sorry mates!) I will sell my Amiga and extra drive and my grandmother and my brains and... I'll buy Archimedes as all the lamers will do. Well brothers, I am mentally ill. Yes, I really am... Won't believe then look at this.... Eh? Please send my disks back! Greet me??!! I was not in your greets, but I was a lamer, but then I became a monster, who destroyed your dick... Enough! OK! I wanna be a lamer again (la la laaa!) Somebody thinks I still am (Lamedos sounds gool?) Firelord became Icebreaker and Ironman became Zados... Nirvi sucks! Now I try to write something more normal: flower is a fish and Lada is salmon... now again: I'm 18 yards old and I was born in Kalivirginia... A hello to Sanna (Axa's curly girly): thanks for thousands of your lovely hellos... When you're gonna get married with that hairy gentleman? I think I could be a good bestman (or the priest of perverted sexualities) My mother came and watch at my text with a weird look (Maybe she thought: are you my son?) Too bad! Abnormal! I am listening to Neil Young right now, the album called: Harvest... I think it's very good folkmusic album... Zados likes folkmusic? Yes, I do. As a young hooligan I used to listen to heavymetal and eat posters... But suddenly I found it too normal so I fed up with that crap... but I like Stone and Airdash.. Napalm Death is the best (or what, Wiz of BOT?) Eric Clapton is the real legend of all guitarists and so on... clap calp! Have you ever heard of 'Peer Gynt'? It's a band from my home town Kouvola... Not interesting... Now I think I should send my greedings to some normal pigs and pervets: Grendel (Yo perse! I hope your mates can arrange the party placed in Stockholm... Joo! Mor jens svenska byterapporna! Helwadin hyva jos olette kyvykkaita lukemaan suomea... Suomalaiset tykkaa ruotsalaisista ja me olemme ystavia eller killar eller grabbar... Nar jag i gar kom hem hittade jag en kondom i mitt rum. Jag tanker vem som hade tappat den... Men da jag markte att den kondom var Grendel.. En ole niin hyva ruotsinkielessa kuin te Spangan poijat... Mutta likval jag alskar Grendel) X-Men (I'm sorry I left your group, but sometimes its better to get fresh air and join another group) Complex (Slow down cancers! The way 2 the top is long and rolling. But anyway, good luck in climbing there, Mic Dair and co.) BrowBeat (Hello Monster! You are the most normal guy in Finland so please, be a little more strange. Send my some sodomy films - hello Wiz and Max, nice meetings at your home and many thanks for the films you lent me) Neutron Dance and PureByte (Hip Yip and Malone! Thank you for letting us to stay your platze) Jungle Command (Boil! Another mental product... I hope you've read the texts and realized how insane I am. Wanna meet me and my brains at someone's copyparty next summer? In Sweden or in Denmark but absolutely not in Germany bcos there the parties always are too short! (Only one day or half) Beyond Force (Feeling down Aune, not number one in Finland on the 64 scene anymore but keep smiling, Acne-Hazor) Academy (Helle Roger and Fred! Cool norwegian guys... hope to see you next summer) Trilogy (Aqua Klaus! Keep on ghosting. Jeg er en br0d. I can speak danish, sorry!) and all others i have disgusted sorry... My scroll takes too much memory... So see you all at the orgies of world of muckers... P.S. I am just a fart in the computerworld hanging on and fucking in, Zados of X-Beasts Petteri Ahti Paavo Juoko K. Mihail Honecker L e n i n and T H E E N D AXA here......... Since last spring we've had more beer, more sex (ehm!) .... more time to spend with something else but computers. In other words, we took a big break which probably depressed many of you guys watching this and it made us depressed about all this stuff y'know, like demos, the ever-lasting competition between different (s)crews, who's the best ?? ( I think it's the Hiki-on Traktori or The Dildos ) Yeah, the very last damn year in the school !! See, most of us are going to do the final exams (A-levels) next spring (1990). So the time goes on...too fucking fast. We are boring grown-ups now, huh? Never, I hope. Now it's Sunday 29th October and I just finished with a music-compilation on a C-cassette. I made that for a French friend of mine who trackered the great SNOWMAN for me, Behemoth of Dragons (ex Moby of Impact Inc.). The original Snowman can be found on Rainbow's album BENT OUT OF SHAPE. A very good album indeed. Buy it if you can still find it! There's only about a month before our little trip to Germany to see our crazy friends of Vision Factory (Kevin and Stefan) plus all the other assholes we know or don't. The 'trip' takes place on Monday 4th December till Monntag 10th Dezember. (I really hope Icebreaker won't tell the same story. Well, too late.) Anyway, on Monday 4th Dec I, Icebreaker and The Man will forget about the school and head our 'Partydragster' Saab 900i towards Sweden. After a night on a ferry , we should hit the ground of our neighbour in the next morning. After that we will try to get rid of our 'grann' as fast as possible by driving like maniacs to Copenhagen, Denmark to the sweet brewery of Carlsberg. It would be nice to see some of our Danish contacts too. (Did you get dat Hagar, Thomas of Trilogy, Tron of Dominators ?) On 5th or 6th Dez. the BIG PARTY begins in Kiel, W-Germany ..... and it lasts for 4 days. Goodbye brains, goodbye law and order, goodbye morality, it's also time to say goodbye to your virginity fellaz! hahahahaa..... . no kidding Kevin and Stefan, but I think you lads should have a little pussy....................no no, don't even think about it you dirty suckers, Sanna won't come with me this time!! Well, I'd like to finish my scroll with personal notes to some of my best friends and contacts .......... Paul of X-Men UK (You're right, London boy! We'll meet some sunny day...) Yip of Pure-Byte (Will you marry me if Sanna doesn't ?) Zados of X-Beat (It was nice to have anal-sex with a really hairy man like you !! Oooooh, Ich komme Ich komme! ) Thomas of Trilogy (I warn you.... it's dangerous for your mental stability not to have a girlfriend ! If you still haven't got one, go find it and fast! ) Kevin and Stefan of Vision Factory (You guys are mad and I like that!) Christian of Chaos Computer Club (News from Berlin needed !! Watch out for a big fat policeman with a modem and an electric vagina!) (Sammy) Hagar of TST-TA-KEFR. (Got your driver's license already? Let's meet over a can of Guld-Tuborg in December.) Frederic of Dragons (I really liked the pink toilet-paper you sent with the kool cassette!) Kenth of Def Jam (Your military service wasn't very long, was it. Anyway, you're a Cool dude indeed.) Alf of Thanatos (Come see me in Kiel. Sad you had to change the name of the group. The New Masters was more legendary.... but I think you don't wanna go to jail again!) and finally a note to my beloved, luvly, blaah blaah blaah girlie Sanna, who's now 18 and got her hair curled again (ooooooh!!) signing off Axa.