THE WIZARDS INC.                              PRESENT IN 1988 : SOMETHING NEW. THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY THE DARK LORD ( MEMBER OF THE WIZARDS ) WHO ALSO DID THE EXCELLENT GRAPHICS. THE SOUNDTRACKER TUNE WAS COMPOSED BY THERON OF ACADEMY. AS USUAL I ( THAT IS THE DARK LORD ) INCLUDED A PAUSE FUNCTION IN MY INTRO - THE 'P'-KEY. IF YOU WONDER WHY ALL MY INTROS FEATURE THIS FUNCTION ( AND IT'S REALLY A VERY,VERY SIMPLE ONE ) HERE IS THE STORY THAT LEAD ME TO INCLUDE THIS FEATURE IN ALL MY SIMPLE STUPID CODES. I WAS JUST READING THE 'LEGENDARY' NEW TRISTAR-INTRO (YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH 35KB TEXT) AND I WAS READING FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES - WHEN THE DOOR-BELL RANG, AND THIS FUCKHEAD NEIGHBOUR COMPLAINED ABOUT ME NOT CLEANING THE GARDEN (I AM LIVING ON MY OWN IN A LITTLE STUDENTS-FLAT) SO WHEN I FINALLY GOT RID OF THE SUCKER SOME 20 MINUTES HAD PASSED. WONDERFULL. I REALLY LIKED IT. 65 MINUTES OF WASTED TIME. THEREFOR FROM THEN ON ALL MY INTROS INCLUDED (AND WILL INCLUDE IN THE FUTURE) A PAUSE FUNCTION SO THAT NEXT TIME MY NEIGHTBOUR CALLS I CAN PEACEFULLY GO, GET MY MACHINE GUN AND BLAST THIS BASTARD... (JUST KIDDING, I WOULD NEVER BLAST HIM, BLASTING INFLICTS NOT ENOUGH P.A.I.N. ON HIM, RATHER I WOULD TORTURE HIM TO DEATH....) ANYWAY YOU MAY ALSO USE THIS FUNCTION IF YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR DIPERS, FUCK YOUR LITTLE SISTER, NUKE A LOOSER, PISS IN YOUR FLOPPYDISK, BE ASTOUNDED AT THE SIGHT OF A PAUSED INTRO, KISS YOUR EXTENDED MEMORY BECAUSE THIS INTRO CAUSES NO INTRO WITH IT, HAVE A WALK TO YOUR BRAIN SURGEON, OR SIMPLY WONDER WHAT IMMENSE AMMOUNTS OF SUPERB CODING IT MUST HAVE COST ME TO INCLUDE THIS FUNCTION.. (YES, I KNOW, THIS TEXT SOUNDS FAMILIAR - BUT I CANNOT ALWAYS FIND NEW REASONS FOR MY PAUSE-FUNCTION...OK IF YOU ARE STILL READING (AND YOU ARE) I THINK YOU SHOULD BE REWARDED. THEREFOR IF YOU DO NOT ALREADY KNOW : AFTER SOME MORE COMMENTS ABOUT ALL THINGS OF LIFE I WILL TELL YOU THE HOTKEYS OF TURBOPRINT II - CRACKED BY HQC , ORIGINAL OF COURSE BY THE WIZARDS. SOME VERSIONS OF THE CRACK INCLUDED ALREADY THE HOTKEYS-LIST, OTHERS DID NOT...OK, BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO READ ON IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THEM - FIRST SOME MORE LOCAL STORIES. IN MY LAST INTRO CALLED : THE FATE OF A LOOSER ( BY THE WAY, I MEAN 'FATE' AND NOT 'FACE' BECAUSE SOME LOOSERS DIDN'T KNOW THIS WORD...STRANGE...I ALWAYS THOUGHT ENGLISH WAS A LANGUAGE FOR COMPLETE IDIOTS = LOOSERS...) OK - LET ME CONTINUE. IN THIS INTRO I TOLD YOU A NICE LITTLE STORY ABOUT A LOCAL LOOSER - AND EVERYBODY SEEMED TO LIKE IT. NOW HERE IS ANOTHER LOOSER-STORY FOR YOU....(TO TELL YOUR KIDS SO THAT THEY GET LOVELY NIGHTMARES....HAHA) THERE IS A DUDE IN BAMBERG (MY DESIGNATED PLACE OF DWELLING) CALLED 'OLIVER PENZIALEK' - HIS 'FRIENDS' CALL HIM 'LYDIA'. WELL I WON'T BOTHER YOU WITH THE DETAILS - BUT LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT HE IS INDEED ON THE LOOSING SIDE. WHY ? IMAGINE THIS : (NO JOKE! TRUTH!!!) HE REALLY BELIEVES THAT 90 PERCENT OF THE INTROS AVAILABLE ARE MADE WITH THOSE COOOOL INTRO-CREATORS...DOESN'T THIS ASHAME YOU ? HE SWAPS PROGRAMMS BUT DOES BLAME PROGRAMMERS... I SAY IF YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH HIM (OR WITH FRIENDS OF HIM) THEN PLEEEEASE,PLEEEASE STOP SWAPPING WITH HIM. I ALREADY DID MY SHARE IN THIS REGARD - WHEN HE WAS IN MY CLASS I LET HIM TASTE MY WHIP (TRUTH! NO JOKE!) IN THE FOLLOWING WAY: HE WAS SITTING IN FRONT OF ME - SO I TOOK SOME CABLES, CURLED THEM TOGETHER AND BEGAN TO WHIP HIM SCREAMING 'ARG, SATANAS, GO SATAN GO' (IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT - ASK ANY OF MY CLASSMATES - THEY WILL ASSURE YOU THAT I AM KINDA CRAZY WHEN IT COMES TO TORTURING PEOPLE....HEHEHEHEHE...) WELL, THIS WAS THE LAST DAY LYDIA WAS IN THE SCHOOL... I REALLY CANNOT IMAGINE WHY... (YOU KNOW : HE HAD REALLY NO CHANGES - THIS WAS A TEST-YEAR AND HE HAD ALREADY 5 TIMES THE 6-GRADE (THIS IS THE WORST GRADE IN GERMAN SCHOOLS) SO HE REALLY DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE - BUT HE WANTED TO STILL GO TO SCHOOL , WELL, WHAT DO YOU ESPECT OF A LAME LOOSER WHOSE GRADE OF INTELLIGENCE IS ON THE LOWEST LEVEL POSSIBLE..) OK I THINK ALL OF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN - DO NOT SWAP WITH THIS GUY ANYMORE - OR BE SORRY. ALSO A SMALL WARNING : K.SCHACHNER (FROM LICHTENFELS) ALSO A POOR,POOR LOOSERBABY WAS BUSTED - IF YOU WERE IN CONTACT WITH HIM BE WARNED...OK AND FINNALY THE HOTKEYS FOR TURBOPRINT II : (I REMIND YOU THAT YOU CAN PAUSE WITH 'P'...) : - CTRL & ALT + P : HARDCOPY OF CURRENT SCREEN - CTRL & ALT + O : INVERS HARDCOPY OF CURRENT SCREEN - CTRL & ALT + G : PRINT PART OF A SCREEN ENLARGED - CTRL & ALT + N : NEXT SCREEN - CTRL & ALT + C : STOP PRINTING - CTRL & ALT + S : SAVE CURRENT SCREEN (FILENAME IN TURBOPREFS) - CTRL & ALT + A : SAVE PART OF A CURRENT SCREEN ( AS ABOVE ) - CTRL & ALT + T : CALL TURBOPREFS (ONLY WHEN 'RESIDENT' IS SELECTED.. OK, AND THAT'S THE END FOR TODAY, HAVE A NICE DAY, THE DARK LORD !!!                                             



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