IF U THINK U HAVE SEEN ALL UGLY < STUPID < NASTY < CAUSTIC <D E M O S EVER MADE YOU ARE FUCKIN' WRONG !
ISN'T IT UGLY ??!< BUT NOW LET'S GO ON WITH SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS !!
---- SINUS ---- PIC ---- SLEEPYHEAD ---- CYRIX HI CLERIC !! YOU MIGHT UNDERSTAND THAT THERE CAN'T BE A DEMO
MADE BY US THAT DONESN'T INCLUDE YOUR NAME !!!!! BUT I WOULD BE VERY
GRATEFUL IF I COULD GET THE VIRUSKILLER THAT KILLS THE DAMNED VIRUS...
(I AM SORRY THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SAY, WHERE I GOT THE VIRUS FROM...)
SUPPOSE YOU HAVE READ THE CREDITS, BUT I THINK THERE HAVE TO BE
SOME "NEARER CREDITS": THE FIRST PART("SICKENER"): IDEA: PIC / CODE:
SINUS / LOGO: PIC / FONT: (MADE ON A LITTLE THREE-MEN-PARTY BY:)
PIC,CYRIX AND SINUS (AS YOU CAN SEE IT WAS NOT MUCH WORK!) END PART(FCKW):
IDEA: PIC,SINUS / CODE: SINUS / OZONE-PICTURE: PIC / BANNERS: SINUS
MIDDLE (MAIN) PART: IDEAS: PUZZLERS / CODE: SINUS / MUSIC: BASS (SPLASH)
/ SUNSET BY: SLEEPYHEAD / LOGO: PIC / FONTS: SINUS / "P"-BOBS:
SINUS
THE BAILIFF NAMED SINUS ARRIVED TO FORCE ME TO WRITE MY SECOND SCROLLER.
- - - SINUS SAYS THAT THIS IS NOT THE SECOND BUT THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE HE'LL TAKE
THE SECOND ONE FOR THE FIRST ONE AND THE FIRST ONE FOR THE SECOND ONE, SEE?
HOLY SHIT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE. WELL, HOW ABOUT:"IT'S A LOVELY
DAY IN JUNE (4 DEGREES KELVIN AND IT'S SNOWING) WE ARE SITTING HERE,
LISTENING TO AC (FLASH) DC AND...." JUST AS GOOD AND INTERESTING AS ANY
OTHER SCROLLTEXT WRITTEN BY ANY OTHER STUPID GFX-MAN, ISN'T IT? RIGHT!
HI! THIS IS PIC'S SCROLLER.
DID YOU LIKE MY PICS? IF YES, PLEASE SEND
10 DM TO... ALLRIGHT, JUST A JOKE. BUT IF YOU THINK IT COULD BE FUN
TO SEND ANY MONEY TO US: WHY NOT? I WON'T STOP YOU!
(THIS IS SINUS... SORRY PIC! I HAD TO CLEAN NEARLY ALL YOUR TEXT, BECAUSE
OF HEAVY INSULTS AGAINST A VERY NICE AND HUMOROUS GUY (YOU KNOW WHO!)!
SORRY!) HA, HA --- THIS SCROLLER IS A LITTLE, LITTLE BIT FASTER! WHAT A PITTY! I HOPE
YOU HAVE NO PROBLEMS TO READ IT! BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IS: "WHERE IS THE
MONEY" EH, FORGET THE LAST COMMENT. I MEANT: THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IS: "WHAT SHALL
I WRITE IN THIS SCROLLTEXT? ---- I'LL THINK IT OVER, FIRST I MUST GO TO THE TOI...
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...WAIT A SECOND.........................................................................
HA, HERE I AM AGAIN! THAT WAS RELIEVING. AHHH, I FORGOT TO CLOSE MY FLY. NOW DON'T
THINK, THAT I ONLY GET SOME INSPIRATIONS ON THE SHIT-HOUSE!?! ------- BUT NOW I SHOULD
TALK ABOUT SOMTHING MORE SERIOUS. PERHAPS I'LL HAVE A LOOK AT THE SCROLLERS OF MY FRIENDS.
I'M THE ONLY NORMAL GUY IN THE GROUP, WHO HAS NOT ANY LESSON WITH MR. B.!!! I HAD
SOME HALF A YEAR AGO AND IT WAS VERY HARD TO CURE THE TERRIBLE AND NASTY DAMAGE, WHICH
HE CAUSED TO THE PUPILS! BUT MR. B. IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO TRIES TO TEACH IN A STRICT
WAY. HERE I MUST MENTION DR. H.W. UEB., MY LATINTEACHER. GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
PERHAPS I SHOULD DESCRIBE HIM FOR THOSE OF THE READERS WHO DON'T KNOW HIM: CA. 170CM HIGH , A
LITTLE BIT STOCKY, BUT REALLY ONLY A LITTLE BIT, THEN HE WEARS AN OLD BROWN LEATHERJACKET,
A BLUE JEANS OR A BROWN PAIR OF TROUSERS WHICH ARE AT THE TOP VERY TIGHT
AND AT THE BOTTOM WIDE(HIPPIE-STYLE!YEA!). IN ADDITION TO THAT THE SHOES ARE SOME OLD SPORT SHOES ANNO 1970.
BUT THE CONSPICUOUST ARE HIS HAIRS. I MUST TELL YOU. YOU ALWAYS CAN RECOGNIZE
HIM BY HIS ECONOMIC CUT. THE HAIRS ARE ALWAYS GREASY. THAT'S DR. UEB. NICE GUY, AIN'T HE?
----------
OH, I FORGOT SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT! A WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE SITTING
NEXT TO DR. UEB.: HE'S SPITTING LIKE A LAMA!!! ------
AND NOW I'LL TEST YOUR EYES!!! BECAUSE NOW I WILL PUT ALL WORDS TOGETHER WITHOUT ANY SPACE,
LOOK: IHOPEYOUHAVENODIFFICULTIESTOREADTHETEXT,ITHINKIT'SQUITEREADABLE.
ICANTELLYOUABOUTMYGRANDMOTHERWHOHASNOPROBLEMSTOREADATEXTPASSINGBYATASPEEDOF200SIGSPERSECOND.
SODON'TGETSLEEPYIT'LLBESOONOVER!!!
ANY PROBLEMS?!? HE,HE,HE!!! NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR IN ORDER TO GET SOME GLASSES.
ARE YOU GOING SLIGHTLY MAD (A SONG OF QUEEN -- FANTASTIC, I THINK!)??? ----- NOW IT'S
TIME FOR OUR TELESHOP! YES YOU READ IT RIGHT: T E L E S H O P ! OUR NEWEST PRODUCT IS THE
"ANTISEPTIC SPRAY" AGAINST THE DAMNED VIRUSES. THE SPRAY HELPS AGAINST A VIRUS-INFECTION OF YOUR DISKS
PARTICULARY FOR DISKS OF (CENSORED BY *SINUS*) (SONG: TEN LITTLE BYTE BANDITS...)
ANOTHER VERY GOOD PRODUCT IS OUR BLUECROSS WITH DIRECTLY EFFECT!!! NO TIME TO WASTE! THE BLUECROSS
HELPS AGAINST ALL A T A R I - L O S E R S ! ------- IF YOU LIKE A BETTERB EFFECT: OUR NG (NATURREINER
GRAPEFRUITSAFT OR BETTER KNOWN AS NITROGLYCERINE) WILL TEACH YOUR COMPUTER TO JUMP OUT IN
THE RIGHT MOMENT. THIS IS ENOUGH FOR OUR TELESHOP, FOR THIS MOMENT. AND NOW I'LL SAY GOOD BYE
TO ALL MY READERS. I HOPE IT WASN'T THAT UNPOSSIBLE TO READ. SOME GREETINGS TO BANANA JOE, SPLASH, JULCHEN,
TIGERSOFT (GIBT ES DICH UEBERHAUPT NOCH?!?) AND ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS. BYE, BYE..........
THIS IS PIC. AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THIS TEXT WON THE 1ST PRIZE FOR THE SILLIEST SCROLLER EVER WRITTEN!
HELLOA EVERYBODY !!! THIS IS SLEEPYHEAD SPEAKING , JUST COMMING FROM A LONG AND
PLEASANT SLEEP (GAEHN)! NOW -- I'LL INTRODUCE ME A LITTLE BIT, HOW I GOT MY NAME
AND WHAT I DO AS A LITTLE COMPUTERFREAK. WELL LET'S BEGIN WITH MY NAME: PERHAPS
I MUST MAKE AN ADMISSION, BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE SLEEPING LONG TIME, TURNING ROUND
FROM TIME TO TIME, WHILE OTHER PEOPLE ARE WORKING (WITHOUT BRAIN!). BUT AS I WAS
SEARCHING FOR A NAME, I GOT SOME PROBLEMS, BECAUSE I DIDN'T FIND A PROPER ONE.
EVERBODY OF PUZZLERS HAD A NAME, BUT NOT ME! THEN I TOOK MY "LANGENSCHEIDTS WOERTERBUCH"
AND LOOKED FOR A FUNNY ENGLISH WORD. THERE I FOUND 'SLEEPYHEAD' AS 'SCHLAFMUETZE'.
I WROTE DOWN SOME OTHER NAMES AND NEXT MORNING I ASKED PIC, SINUS AND CYRIX TO
CHOOSE A NAME. IT WAS CHAOTIC, BECAUSE EVERYONE PROPOSED ANOTHER NAME. AT THE
END I CHOOSED THE NAME MYSELF!!! ------ NOW, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT MY PROFESSION AT
PUZZLERS. I'M ONLY A GRAPHIC ARTIST, BUT I HOPE THAT I CAN DO PROGRAMS AND PASSAGES LIKE
SINUS ONE DAY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THE 'SUNSET-GRAPHIC'? FIRST I PAINTED THIS PICTURE WITH MORE
COLORS. IT WAS MUCH NICER. BUT SINUS NEEDED A "LOW-COLOR-PICTURE', SO I CONSTRUCTED
THIS PICTURE. BUT I THINK THAT IT IS AS NICE AS THE 'HIGH-COLOR-VERSION'. THIS WILL
BE ENOUGH FOR THIS SCROLLER. I REMAIN WITH SOME GREETINGS FOR BANANA JOE, BASS, ALL
PEOPLE OF SPLASH, JULCHEN, TIGERSOFT (?!? SOUNDS FUNNY) AND ALL THE OTHER AMIGAFREAKS.
CIAO
OHH! A SCROLLER,
JUST FOR ME! NICE, ISN'T IT? AS YOU CAN READ (I SUPPOSE SO)
ABOVE CYRIX IS WRITING HERE. MMMMMHHH. WHAT SHALL I TELL
YOU? PERHAPS YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN THIS
DEMO. NOW, FIRST I AIN'T GOT AN AMIGA (BUT YOU CAN BE SURE IT ISN'T
AN
ATARI!) AND SO IT IS SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT FOR ME TO DO ANY SENSEFULL STUFF
FOR A DEMO. ONE DAY I SAID TO SINUS: "DO YOU NEED A VECTOR-ANIMATION?". AND
HE SAID: "YES, WE DO.". SO I ASKED: "GOT ANY IDEAS?". AND HIS
ANSWER WAS: "NO.". AND SO ALL THE SHIT BEGUN. HE HAD NEITHER AN
IDEA NOR INTEREST IN DEVELOPING IDEA AND SO I HAD TO DO IT
ALONE. I WENT TO THE LIBRARY AND READ BOOKS FOR HOURS AND HOURS TO
LEARN THAT I HAD NOT THE SLIGHTEST IDEA. SO I WENT HOME VERY FRUSTRATED
IN THE NEXT WEEK I DID NOTHING! REALLY NOTHING.
THEN I STARTED TO TEACH MYSELF VECTOR AND MATRIX OPERATIONS. ONE WEEK LATER
NOBODY COULD UNDERSTAND ME ANY MORE, EXCEPT MY MATH-TEACHER !
SNIFF! ALL THE OTHERS SAID AFTER A FEW MINUTES: COULD YOU REPEAT
THIS FOR HUMAN BEINGS, PLEASE? (THIS IS HARD, ISN'T IT? WILL THIS
STORY
HAVE A HAPPY END? WILL HE END IN THE MADHOUSE? QUESTIONS....
QUESTIONS....) SO WITH STILL NO IDEA HOW TO DO A VECTOR-ANIMATION I WENT
TO A BOOK SHOP AND SAID: "GIMME ALL BOOKS BOUT
3D-COMPUTER-VECTOR-ANIMATED-GRAPHIC THAT WERE EVER WRITTEN". YOU COULD SEE A VERY, VERY
BIG QUESTIONMARK IN THE SALESGIRL'S EYES, AND AFTER ABOUT HALF AN HOUR
OF SEARCHING SHE RETURNED WITH THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF O-N-E BOOK.
BECAUSE IT WASN'T THAT EXPENSIVE AS COMPUTERBOOKS USUALLY ARE, I TOOK IT
AND WENT WITH THE HINT OF A SMILE ON MY LIPS HOME.
I READ IT IN ABOUT TWO DAYS AND HAD IDEAS! I DESIGNED ROUTINES
ACCORDING TO THE BOOK AND TESTED THEM. AND THEY WERE SLOW. TOO
SLOW! AGAIN NO IDEA. SO I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A
MATH-TEACHER AND HE GAVE ME A DISK WITH VECTOR-ROUTINES HE MADE WITH
SOME MATH-STUDENTS IN A WEEK OF 24-HOUR-A-DAY COMPUTING. AND I
ANALYZED THEM, UNDERSTOOD THEM (REALLY! I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF!) BUT
THEY STILL WERE TO COMPLEX TO DO THEM IN 68000-ASSEMBER. BUT THEN I
REMEMBERED THIS GREY, SLIMY BETWEEN MY EARS AND... STOP! YOU'LL SEE THIS
PERHAPS IN OUR NEXT DEMO. AND IF HE HADN'T DIED YET, HE WILL
CALCULATE UP
TO DOOMSDAY....... OK. THIS WAS A LITTLE FAIRY-TALE TO HAVE A GOOD START.
BUT EVERY TALE CONTAINS SOME THRUTH. AT THIS POINT SOME SPECIAL
GREETINGS TO VECTORMAN/CRYPTOBURNERS AND AZATOTH/PHENOMENA. YOUR
VECTOR-ANIMATIONS ARE THE BEST I'VE SEEN TILL NOW AND WE -PUZZLERS- WOULD BE
PROUD OF HAVING CONTACT TO YOU. NOW A NEW TOPIC. I WOULD
LIKE SOMEONE TO TELL ME WHY ALL PEOPLE ARE BOOZING AT THE PARTIES. THEY
DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK UNTIL THEY CAN'T USE A KEYBOARD ANY MORE!
HAVE YOU READ SOME SCROLLERS OF DRUNKEN CODERS? WHY, WHY MUST THIS
INTELLIGENT GUYS DRINK TO HAVE A HANG-OVER THE NEXT MORNING? THINK,
INSTEAD OF THIS, THEY COULD GET UP AT 5.30 A.M. AND START CODING NEW
ROUTINES. THE SCENE WOULD BE GREAT IF THEY WOULD DO SO! EVERY GROUP
COULD RELEASE APPROX. ONE DEMO PER WEEK, YOU COULD UNDERSTAND EVERY
SCROLLER, THE BIG SOFTWARE COMPANIES COULD CLOSE BECAUSE THE
SHAREWARE-UTILITIES ARE SO GOOD, THE COCA COLA CORP. WILL GROW TO INFINITY
AND THE SCENE WILL EXIST STILL IN 20 YEARS, BECAUSE NONE OF THE GOOD CODERS
DIED FROM HEPATIC DISEASE. BUT ENOUGH JOKES FOR THIS TIME. THIS IS THE
END OF THIS BRAIN-DAMAGING, STUPID, BORING TEXT. CONGRATULATIONS THAT YOU
READ IT A N D SURVIVED!
ANOTHER SCROLLER! AND AGAIN IT'S ME!
IT'S RECOMMENDABLE TO READ THIS TEXT UNTIL ITS END, BECAUSE I WRITE THE MOST
INTERESTING SCROLLTEXTES IN OUR GROUP. NOT SO UNINTERESTING AND UNITELLIGENT
STUFF AS SINUS, PIC AND HYDROCEPHALUS ... ER ... SLEEPYHEAD (I ALLWAYS
FORGET THIS DIFFICULT NAME). NOW I'LL
TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ME AND MY COMPUTER. OUR RELATIONSHIP IS VERY GOOD.
SOME PEOPLE SAY I WOULD LIKE MY COMPUTER AS MUCH AS MY FATHER AND MY MOTHER, BUT
THIS GUYS ARE TOTALLY WRONG! I LIKE MY COMPUTER MUCH, MUCH MORE THAN MY
FATHER AND MY MOTHER, AND WE WILL MARRY IN 3 MONTHS (OF COURSE
ONLY JOKING). TOGETHER WITH SINUS I BELONG TO THE MS-DOS SECTION OF
PUZZLERS AND SO YOU CAN ALSO SWAP WITH US ON THIS HIGH LEVEL. BUT OF COURSE
ONLY PD AND SHAREWARE! WE DON'T WANT CONTACTS TO ANY LAMER DEALING WITH
ILLEGAL STUFF! YOU CAN SEND US DISKS OF ALL FORMAT AND CAPACITY, BUT NO
DISKS WITH VIRUSES, IF POSSIBLE. OOOOPS! I NEARLY FORGOT: THERE IS A VIRUS-PARTY AT
(CENSORED BY *SINUS*)! EVERY VIRUS IS WELCOME! THIS PARTY PROVIDES: - NO WRITE
PROTECTED DISKS - FAST SWAPPING - NO VIRUS-KILLERS AND ALL THE THINGS EVERY
VIRUS LIKES . SO EVERY GOOD CODER: SEND YOUR PERSONAL VIRUS TO (CENSORED BY *SINUS*)
(IF YOU THOUGHT ALREADY, THIS IS ONLY A MEAN JOKE, THAT'S THE TRUTH! BUT I SIMPLY
HAD TO DO IT, BECAUSE IT WAS (CENSORED BY *SINUS*)'S FAULT THAT THE SOURCE-CODE OF OUR
FIRST DEMO IS GONE. AS IT WAS COMPLETED AND COMPILED, HE VISITED US AND
SAID: "HEY! TAKE A LOOK AT MY NEW LOGOS! THEY ARE REALLY GREAT!". WE DID IT
AND AFTER THAT WE SHOWED HIM OUR INTRO. THERE WAS STILL A LITTLE BUG IN IT
AND AS WE LOADED THE SOURCE-CODE TO REMOVE THIS BUG, THE FILE WAS NO MORE.
AND IN THE FIRST BLOCK OF IT WAS WRITTEN: "LAMER!LAMER!LAMER!". AND IT WAS
(CENSORED BY *SINUS*) WHO INFECTED US WITH THIS STUPID LAMER-EXTERMINATOR. WE CHECKED ALL 6
DISKS HE GAVE US. THE RESULT: 3 BYTE-BANDITS, 1 LAMER-EXTERMINATOR, 1
DSA/BYTE-WARRIOR AND O-N-E CLEAN DISK. SO REMEMBER: FIRST DESINFECT DISKS
FROM (CENSORED BY *SINUS*) AND THEN BOOT!)
TO PROTECT YOUR MS-DOS SYSTEM AGAINST VIRUS I WOULD USE "SCAN/CLEAN" BY
MCAFFE ASSOCIATES. FAST, GOOD, SHAREWARE AND OFTEN UPDATED. SO, THAT WAS ALL
I HAD TO SAY. NO MORE BOCK TO WRITE SOMETHING! BYE-BYE! AND DON'T FORGET TO
CONTACT -PUZZLERS- .........
# WELCOME STRANGER, TO OUR 1ST DEO, AEHM,
DEMO!
% SHIT! TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO BE THE ONE WHO
HAS TO WRITE THE FIRST WORDS OF THIS SCROLLER? I THINK I SHOULD BEGIN WITH
SOME REFLECTIONS ABOUT PUZZLERS. WE ARE A NEW GROUP # EVERYBODY KNOWS
THAT, BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWS US!!! % AND I HOPE YOU WILL GIVE US A LITTLE
CHANCE AND WON'T RESET JUST NOW. SPEND A LITTLE TIME WITH US AND ENJOY OUR
WONDERFUL (?) # IT ISN'T WONDERFUL AT ALL! % TAKE YOUR GREASERS OFF THE
KEYS! ... PIECE OF CODE AND DATAS. IT TOOK US ABOUT 2 AGES OF BORING
HEXAEDITING, BECAUSE SINUS DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE AN ASSEMBLER # MOVE YOUR
WURST-FINGERS AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!!! $ OH, SHUT UP CYRIX. I THINK
WE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT YOUR ENGLISH AT ALL. % ANNIETINK TWO SEI ABAUT MEI
INGLISCH APILITIES? # I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY: ?
AEH? WHAT WAS IT? $ GET LOST, LOOSER! AND NOW THE REALLY
IMPORTANT THINGS: RIGHT RAT'S EYE TO STOP THE SCROLLTEXT IF YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND OUR GEFASEL AS QUICK AS IT APPEARS ON THE SCREEN. "CTRL",
LEFT AND RIGHT AMIGA-BUTTON TO RESET! # WHO IS THE LAMER OF US ?
% PERHAPS IT IS ME WHO IS THE LAMER, BECAUSE I USUALLY WOULD USE
"STRG"+"ALT"+"." TO RESET! # YEAH, 'CAUSE YOUR'RE A MS-DOS-LAMER!! %
IS THERE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMIGA-LAMER LIKE YOU AND A MS-DOS-USER LIKE
ME ? $ OF CAUSE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE! THE AMIGA-LAMER HAS GOT A
COMPUTER.... # AND ABOUT 5 JOYSTICKS! % AND A MS-DOS-USER ONLY 3
GAMES ... $ AND A VERY NICE GRAPHIC-CARD (HERCULES...) # PIC! STOP
TALKING ABOUT THINGS OF WHICH YOU HAVE NO SCHIMMER / SCHNALLUNG / AHNUNG / IDEA!
YOU'RE LIKE ME SOMEONE WHO OWNS AN AMIGA! % AND DON'T KNOW THE
REAL STATE OF ART LIKE THE "MIRO 831"! $ WELL, CYRIX. I'D LIKE YOU TO
PAINT THE PICTURES FOR OUR NEXT DEMO ON YOUR PAPPSCHACHTEL! HOPE YOU HAVE
SOME FUN WITH IT .... # ...SOMETIMES HE REALLY HAS "FUN" WITH HIS
COMPUTER... $ HEY SINUS! WHEN THEY (THE COMPUTER AND CYRIX) GET
MARRIED PLEASE TELL ME! I WANT TO PLAY THE PARSON`S PART! # WHAT THE KIDS WILL BE
LIKE? LIKE HIM, OR LIKE THE PAPPSCHACHTEL? % YOU ARE SOMEHOW P E R V E
R T ! # WHILE THE TWO ARE FIGHTING I ... AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! % WHO
IS THE ONE WHOSE COMPUTER IS NAMED "GIRL-FRIEND ON ITALIAN WITH A SPELLING
MISTAKE" ? # HAHAHA! $ I THINK I NEEDN'T TELL ANYBODY THAT
SINUS' COMPUTER IS SPENDING IT'S NIGHTS IN BED WHILE SINUS IS SLEEPING ON
THE FLOOR (HE'S AFRAID THAT "SUE" COULD ONE DAY (NIGHT) GET A BAD
COLD...). # YOUR'RE (AS ALWAYS) TOTALLY WRONG! HER NAME IS: "SUSAN"!!
OF CAUSE NOT!!!! I'M NOT TYPE OF GUY WHO CALLS HIS COMPUTER BY
NAME! % WHO SAID I DO? WHO WAS IT? PIC! COME RIGHT HERE AND GET
SOME THRASHING! COME HERE! DON'T LEAVE US THROUGH THE WINDOW! (THE
BLOODY COWARD JUMPED OUT RIGHT NOW ...HEHEHE... THE 10TH FLOOR...) #
IIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHH! WHAT A BIG FETTFLECK! LOOK, HE IS STILL ALIVE!! ...
COMES RIGHT UP ... TO CYRIX ... SMASHES HIM ... CYRIX IS GOING ... ALL THE
LONG WAY DOWN ... THROUGH THE WINDOW ... TEN FLOORS ... DEEEEEP DOWN ...
OHHHHH! $ IS THIS THE END? WILL THERE BE NO SILLY SCROLLERS ANYMORE?
DID ANYBODY EXCEPT SINUS SURVIVE? SEE OUR NEXT DEMO FOR PART TWO OF
"SCHWEINE IM WELTALL" # ARE YOU NOW TOTALLY MAD? % BANG! BANG!
BANG! HEY EVERYBODY OUT THERE! PUZZLERS ARE N-O-W SEARCHING FOR A NEW
GFX-MAN... (SMITH AND WESSON`S 45 MADE IT!) # UGLY, UGLY, UGLY! THIS BIG
HOLES IN HIS HEAD! $ HEAD??? DO YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE? YOU
KILLED ONE OF THE BEST GFX-MENS IN TOWN (23 INHABITANTS ... ER, 22, I KNOW
THAT WAS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY) # BUT NOW HIS ROOM IS FREE AND SOMEONE
ELSE CAN MOVE IN... % OH NO! THE CITY WILL BE OVERCROWDED AGAIN! I
THINK WE SHOULD NOW RETURN TO REALITY, BECAUSE SINUS VOMITS HALF A BOTTLE OF
COKE OVER THE KEYBOARD. NOW WE MUST DECAFFEINATE IT! IIIH, THAT IS STICKY!
$ DECAFFEINATE IT? CYRIX ,WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM
CARDIAC? (IF I WOULD READ ONCE AGAIN ALL WHAT WE'VE WROTE ALLREADY, I
FEAR I WOULD BE ASHAMED OF IT! ACH, WIE GUT DASS NIEMAND WEISS, DASS ICH
RUMPELSTIELZCHEN HEISS! (WAERE DOCH ZU PEINLICH, WENN DAS NOCH EINER
WUESSTE AUSSER ICH!)) # ACH, PIG, HAU AB! % HEISS! OPEN THE WINDOW TO
COOL HIS TEMPERATURE! NOOOO! NOT A NEW EDITOR-WINDOW! THE WINDOW OF
THIS ROOM! $ PIC NOT PIG YOU BLOODY....(CENSORED) PIC LIKE "PICTURE" OR
"PICASSO"........!!!!!!!!!! % OR EVEN "PIGGY" .....
GARGEL....! NICHT WUERGEN....UND NICHT MIT DER TASTATUR VERPRUEGELN. DA
FALLEN DOCH DIE TASTEN RAUS...... # YES, PIC, I KNOW YOU'RE THE
"WUERGERKING" !! BUT THIS COMP BELONGES TO ME !! % CALL AN AMBULANCE!
PLEASE! FAST! FASTER!!!! FASTER!!! # TOO LATE...(GAME OVER) $ CALLING
AN AMBULANCE FOR CYRIX WOULD BE REAL WASTE! (WENN IHR UNS SEHEN KOENNTET!
CYRIX IST MAL WIEDER EINGESCHNAPPT UND SAGT GAR NIX MEHR, SINUS SCHLABBERT
SEINE SUPPE UND GRINST IN SICH REIN UND ICH WERDE GLEICH MIT DEM
HEIZKOERPER ERSCHLAGEN...... HA, DANEBEN! TROTTEL!) % STOP, PLEASE! I THINK PEACE WOULDN'T BE
BAD. # BUT LET'S STOP FOR THIS TIME, BECAUSE PIC HAS TO LEAVE! HIS
MOTHER IS WAITING FOR HIM... $ TELL ME JUST ONE THING, SINUS : WHAT IS
"MACH DEIN TESTAMENT, ABER SCHNELL!" IN ENGLISH? % I ONLY SAY : WANNA
HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER, HURRY UP TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER! # SAU! $
PERVERSLING. IS JA EKELHAFT! # $ % BYE FOR TODAY....
SCROLL RESTARTS! 9 8 7 6 5 4
3 2 1 0 IT'S ALL A LITTLE BIT SLIMY AND DIFFICULT TO READ! TO GIVE YOU A HINT: THIS IS A SCROLLER AND NOT A CRASHED COPPER-ROUTINE ! BUT IF YOU CAN'T READ IT AT ALL, IT DOESN'T MATTER! IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- BUT NOW SOMETHING IMPORTANT : *PUZZLERS* ARE SEARCHING FOR NEW MEMBERS IN GERMANY !!! MOST WANTED MEN: SWAPPERS & MUSICANS & CODERS !!! IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD (BAD?) ENOUGH AND SILLY ENOUGH AT THE SAME TIME, THEN CONTACT US!! ADDRESS SOMEWHERE IN THIS DEMO... BUT NOW LET'S GO ON WITH THE DEMO! PREPARE FOR THE LAST PART CALLED: 'MEGASCROLLER' THERE WILL BE 12 SCROLLERS FULL OF SENSELESS STUFF BY SINUS,CYRIX,PIC AND SLEEPYHEAD ! ALL SCROLLERS WILL CONTINUALLY START OVER..........................................................................-------------------- PUZZLERS -------------------- HOPE THE FIRST DEMOPART, CALLED "SICKENER" HAS MADE YOU THROW UP YOUR BREAKFAST !!! THIS IS OUR FIRST DEMO, SO IT'S NOT REALLY PERFECT AND AS COOL AS YOU MAYBE ARE USED TO! THE CREDITS: ALL CODING BY: SINUSSUNSET PAINTED BY: SLEEPYHEADALL OTHER GFX BY: PIC THANKS TO: BASS OF SPLASHFOR THE MUSIC -------------------- CONTACT: -------------------- FOR ANY REASON: GUIDO MALPOHL AUFD.H.STR.146 W5650 SOLINGEN 11 GERMANY (ONLY LEGAL !) BECAUSE NOBODY KNOWSUS ... IT IS ABSOLUTLY RE- QUIRED & IMPERATIVE TO ... INTRODUCE OURSELVES! FOLLOWING A *** COMPLETE *** MEMBERLIST OF PUZZLERS ! -------------------- PUZZLERS ARE: -------------------- CYRIX: 80X86-CODEPIC: GFX,BEST IDEASSINUS: GFX,68000-CODESLEEPYHEAD: GFX********************* SOME MESSAGES: *********************TISO: ARE YOU SURE, THAT YOU LOST THAT PROGRAM? STOP PLAYING POC,T.!THIS GAME IS STUPID! CLERIC: DON'T FEELHURT BY OUR INSULTS!