'BRAIN TRON' ... BY THE DEFT OF TAS ... DONE ON 5.9.89 ... I TRIED TO MAKE IT A BIT INTELLIGENT ... PRESS FIRE IN PORT 2 TO START ONE PLAYER GAME ... OR FIRE IN PORT 1 TO START TWO PLAYER GAME ... DO IT RIGHT NOW ... PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO LEAVE THIS GAME ... DEFT SENDS HANDSHAKES TO FLYNN, GIGABYTE, MR.DUX, LITO AND TO A.S.G ... WRAP ! ... THE ASSASSINS (TAS) FLYNN PRESENTS YOU HIS LITTLE INTRO...... * FUNKY BALLS * THIS PART IS DEDICATED TO 16 BIT ! WE MET THEM AT THE AFL-PARTY IN GEFFEN... HERE IS THE STORY: AT THE PARTY WE FINISHED CODING ON OUR MEGA-DEMO 2. BEING NEAR COMPLETION, DEFTS WORK-DISK GOT FUCKED BY A VIRUS ! WE THOUGHT ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDE, BUT THERE WERE THESE COOL GUYS OF 16 BIT ! THEY SAVED THE DISK...AND OUR LIVES ! THANX, GUYS... WELL, THAT IS THE STORY...SEE YA SOON... FLYNN OF THE ASSASSINS SIGNING OFF ! # THE DEFT OF THE ASSASSINS PRESENTS FUZZY SCROLLY 2. DUN ON 9.9.89 BY DEFT OF TAS ... MUSIC BY MARK II ... THIZ FUNKY THINGIE WAZ DUN LIKE ALWAYZ JUST 4 FUN ... IF YOU WONDER, WHY WE ARE DOING THESE LITTLE AND FAST, BUT COOL DINGSBUMSIES: FLYNN AND ME WILL DO A MEGACOOL MINDBENDING AND HEADBANGING GAME (SUCH AS HYBRIS..) ... SO WATCH OUT FOR IT ............. WRAP ! ............. DEF * FOR A PRICE I WOULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING * EXCEPT PULL THE TRIGGER, * FOR THAT I WOULD NEED A PRETTY GOOD CAUSE * THEN I HEARD OF DR.X * THE MAN WITH THE CURE, * JUST WATCH THE TELEVISION * YEAH, YOU WILL SEE THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON * GOT NO LOVE FOR POLITICIONS * OR THAT CRAZY SCENE IN D.C. * IT IS JUST A POWER MAD TOWN, * BUT THE TIME IS RIPE FOR CHANGES * THERE IS A GROWING FEELING * THAT TAKING A CHANCE ON A NEW KIND OF VISION IS DUE * I USED TO TRUST THE MEDIA * TO TELL ME THE TRUTH, TELL US THE TRUTH * BUT NOW I HAVE SEEN THE PAYOFFS * EVERYWHERE I LOOK * WHO DO YOU TRUST WHEN EVERYONE IS A CROOK ? * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING YOU * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * GOTTA MAKE A CHANGE * GOTTA PUSH, GOTTA PUSH IT ON THROUGH * I AM TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT * THEY KEEP SELLING ME ON T.V. * ABOUT THE COMMUNIST PLAN * AND ALL THE SHADY PREACHERS * BEGGING FOR MY CASH * SWISS BANK ACCOUNTS WHILE GIVING THEIR * SECRETARIES THE SLAM * THEY ARE ALL IN PENTHOUSE NOW * OR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, MILLION DOLLAR STORIES TO TELL * I GUESS WARHOL WAS NOT WRONG, * FAME FIFTEEN MINUTES LONG, * EVERYONE IS USING EVERYBODY, MAKING THE SALE * I USED TO THINK * THAT ONLY AMERICAS WAY, WAY WAS RIGHT * BUT NOW THE HOLY DOLLAR RULES EVERYBODYS LIVES * GOTTA MAKE A MILLION DOES NOT MATTER WHO DIES * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING YOU * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * GOTTA MAKE A CHANGE * GOTTA PUSH, GOTTA PUSH IT ON THROUGH * I USED TO TRUST THE MEDIA * TO TELL ME THE TRUTH, TELL US THE TRUTH * BUT NOW I HAVE SEEN THE PAYOFFS * EVERYWHERE I LOOK * WHO DO YOU TRUST WHEN EVERYONE IS A CROOK ? * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING YOU * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * GOTTA MAKE A CHANGE * GOTTA PUSH, GOTTA PUSH IT ON THROUGH * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING YOU * REVOLUTION CALLING * REVOLUTION CALLING * GOTTA MAKE A CHANGE * GOTTA PUSH, GOTTA PUSH IT ON THROUGH * FLYNN OF THE ASSASSINS !!! YEAH PRETTY FELLOWS... AND AGAIN A LITTLE INTRO BY FLYNN ! AS ALWAYS, FIRST THE CREDITS: ALL THE CODING AND GRAPHICS BY FLYNN MUSIC BY MAD MAX WELL FOLKS... I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE OUR * ULTRA-WAPRO-MEGA-SPECIAL-HYPER-FABBY-FUNKY-FUZZY-BLASTING-SMASHING - MINI DEMO * !??? A RATHER LONG NAME FOR A DEMO, HE ?! WELL, JUST DO NOT CARE AND BE HAPPY... ANYWAY, THE SCROLLTEXT IN THE BACKGROUND IS A SONG OF ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE GROUPS: QUEENSRYCHE !!! THE SONG IS CALLED: REVOLUTION CALLING ... SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT, JUST IGNORE IT. WELL, I HAVE TO HURRY UP, COZ I MUST DRIVE TO DEFT TO GIVE HIM MY PARTS OF THE DEMO... SO I HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON... FAREWELL MY FRIENDS ! FLYNN% OF THE ASSASSINS# #TAS# WELCOME... WELL, MY BRAVE FELLOWS... THE CREDITS (I LOVE THEM ?!)... CODING BY FLYNN CHARSET BY THE OMEN MUSIC BY DTACK FIRST I GOT A MESSAGE FOR ALL THE LAMERS WHO CAN NOT FOLLOW THIS SCROLLY...PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSE-BUTTON TO STOP THIS SCROLLY ! WELL, HERE I AM... I AM HERE TO STAY... WHAT ABOUT SOME HELLOS...? OK, HERE WE GO... HELLOS TO: THE DEFT (AGAIN NICE WORK WHAT WE HAVE DONE ! I HOPE THAT OUR GAME WILL GET A NUMBER ONE HIT ?!), THE OMEN (WELL, THANX FOR ALL THE GRAFIX YOU HAVE MADE FOR US AND FOR ALL THE GRAFIX YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE FOR US...AND OF COURSE FOR THE GREAT SOUNDZ !), MR. DUX (THANX FOR YOUR GREAT SOUNDZ (DESPITE THEY NEED TOO MUCH MEMORY) !), ALL THE OTHER TAS-MEMBERS (WE ARE A GOOD TEAM !), 16 BIT (THANX, THANX AND AGAIN THANX !) ...END OF HELLOS (NO HELLOS TO SCHLEITER !) ... HEY GUYZ, DO YOU KNOW SCHLEITER ? SCHLEITER THE MEGA-COOL DUDE ? SCHLEITER THE LAMER ?! JUST WAIT A MOMENT... I MUST HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH AROUND HERE... AHH, HERE IT IS... & NICE GUY, HE ??? PUKE!...DICKFACE!... (TO BE CONTINUED...) NOW A MESSAGE FOR SCHLEITER: HEH, SCHLEITER... STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME...!!! BE AWARE... IF I GET YOU, I WILL RIP YOU !!! WHAT ABOUT A JOKE, HE...? HERE IT COMES: IF YOU RAPE YOUR MOTHER, YOUR SON WILL BE YOUR BROTHER ! EHH, NOT SO FUNNY...? IF SCHLEITER RAPES HIS MOTHER, HIS SON WILL BE A MONSTER ?! (HA, HA, HA !) THAT WAS FUNNY !!! WELL, COME ON... JUST A JOKE ?! SO, LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC... IS THERE ANY TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT ? YEAHH... LET US TALK ABOUT GIRLS... GIRLS ARE ONLY SLAVES OF PLEASURE (RIGHT, OMEN ?) WELL, GIRLS ARE NOT A GOOD TOPIC TO TALK ABOUT...? LET US TALK ABOUT OUR MICRO-MEGA-DEMO... IT IS JUST # ... RIGHT ?! TAKE IT EASY - BUT TAKE IT ! OK... I GOT SEVERAL REASONS TO STOP THIS DEADLY BORING SCROLLY... 1. I AM FUCKING TIRED 2. I HATE SCROLLYS 3. IT IS LATE 4. NOW I WANT TO SEE A GOOD MOVIE 5. I DO NOT KNOW ...AND SO ON OK? SO THAT IS RIGHT THE END ################################################## # # # # # # ## ### #### ##### ######THE DEFT OF THE ASSASSINS (TAS) PRESENTS: 'FUZZY SCROLLY 1' ... DUN BY THE DEFT OF TAS / MUSIC BY SUNTRONIC ... BEER BURPS TO: FLYNN (WE WILL BEAT THEM ALL !) - THE OMEN (BETTER THAN XENON II ? HAVE FUN !) - DENETHOR - GIGABYTE (HOPE OUR BBS IS ONLINE 24 HOURS SOON..) - MR.DUX (OK, I WILL MAKE A NEW MEGADEMO WITH 400 KBYTE MUZAX) - LITO - A.S.G ... HI IRON MAN, YOU GODDAMNED LAMER ! YOU WANNA PROG A GOOD GAME ? FORGET IT ... OK, ALL YOU DUDES OUTTA HERE, CONTACT ME UNDER PLK 071415 C, 6140 BENSHEIM 1, OK ? .......................WRAP!............................... # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS.... FLYNN OF THE ASSASSINS IS BACK TO PRESENT YOU HIS LITTLE INTRO.... IT IS CALLED: BIG-SCROLL !!! THE ASSASSINS (TAS) FLYNN PRESENTS YOU HIS LITTLE INTRO...... * BIG-SCROLL * FIRST OF ALL THE CREDITS... ALL THE CODING & GRAFIX BY FLYNN MUSIC BY DEFJAM YEAHH GUYZ... THIS TIME I AM BACK TO BORE YOU WITH ANOTHER SCROLLY... SO STAY COOL AND READ WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU... WELL... SHIT, I WILL SELL MY FUCKING 500 MACHINE AND WILL BUY A 1000 - YEAHH...GREAT !!! HOPE TO GET A 100% WORKING MACHINE, IF NOT I WILL KICK THE LOCAL DEALERS ASS !!! WITH THE 1000 I WILL CHEAT EVERY FUCKING RESET...MEMORY IS NO LONGER A SECRET FOR ME !!! NEXT THING IS TO FIND A STUPID LAMER TO SELL HIM MY MEGA-GREAT SOUNDING MONITOR - I WANT TO BUY A DECENT TV/MONITOR - SO WRAP ! SO FAR... SO GOOD... SO WHAT ? FIRST I AM GONNA MAKE SOME MORE INTROS & DEMOS TO IMPROVE MY PROGRAMMING - ALTHOUGH MY PROGRAMMING IS PRETTY GOOD - AHH ! HOPE TO BE SOON ABLE TO WRITE A GAME ( NOT LIKE DELTA-FUN - I MEAN A REAL GAME - A GAME THAT FUCKS YOUR MIND - AND WITH NO BUGS IN IT ( LIKE IN DELTA-FUN, SORRY ) !) ...SO YOU CAN EXPECT SOMETHING OF GREATNESS ! SOMETHING THAT BLOWS YOUR MIND INTO 1000 OF PIECECS... -COOL- ! ANYWAY, HAVE YOU GOT OUR TAS MEGA DEMO 2 ? IF NOT, BAD LUCK... WELL, IT WAS A TOUGH SHIT TO PROGRAM - BELIEVE ME ! DEFT AND ME CODED THE DEMO IN ONLY 2 ...SAY IT AGAIN... IN ONLY 2 WEEKS !!! SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT...IF NOT...!#$%#!?... BETTER CHANGE THE TOPIC, COZ OF ALL THESE SCREWING WORDS. HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! I AM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS... EH, EH, WELL, WHAT, AH, UH... WELL, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL YOU COMPUTER FREAX IN CANADA AND THE STATES: IN 1990 I WILL GO TO CANADA FOR A PRETTY LONG TIME, AND I HOPE TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ALL YOU CANADIAN AND AMERICAN COMPUTER FREAX. IT WOULD BE VERY NICE IF YOU WOULD CONTACT ME. SO I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO SOME COOL COMPUTING IN CANADA AND THE STATES..... -YEAHH!- IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT THE ASSASSINS (TAS), THEN WRITE TO: PLK 071449 C 6140 BENSHEIM 1 WELL, NOW I AM REALLY RUNNING OUT OF WORDS... SEE YOU SOON IN MY NEXT RELEASE OR AT A COOL COPY-PARTY... BEST WISHES, STAY COOL AND NEVER FORGET: LONG LIVE THE AMIGA !!!