hoffahfaa !!! team-x is proud to present.... you guess what !!! we got couple new members from destiny R T they are called: cosma, fizzban, raist and alf !!!! now push rat left button or you must read twight and pawn sick R T jokes !!!! here they come...... zirp!!! hi there!! i`m here in the mr wiz`s demo, as you might see!!! a joke: what is it, when there is 5000 gypsies and 7000 negros on the bottom of sea ? the bloody good start!!! a good way to cure hangover: you know the great hangover. heart stands and body beats! take your sock, if you still have one, off your foot. take a sharp stick of wood and put it under your toenail. then walk to the nearest wall and give it a good kick. you sure forget your headache!! by the way it`s twight joking and i will pass the qboard now. and then it`s pawn here.the time is now about 20.04 here in finland and it means that it`s about time for students to wake up time for memory resetting in the near future -about half an hour- and now some more jokes for u lads. (and ladies) have you ever heard of an 94 years old male hunk who was asked for his secrets of long life. well, he answered sex is it, definitely. and when did you last time... khrmmm you know what i mean. well it was about nineteen and fourty-five but that was certainly a long time ago, wasn`t it. well why, it is now only twenty o`clock !!!! and that was really funny wasn`t it! we all send greetings to kasper of bite rappers, a paint in your arse (have you finally found your jacket, you tupsu-fucksey!!!) the supervisor (the ultimate fucksey) and here comes mr wiz.... yo hoffi..... i just saw `your` last intro.... did you code it self ???? thanx for greaaat message !!! i like it.... but you know, you are living on stone-age.... how about your `sources` ???? are you done them self ??? or are them made by someone else, like your first `demo` and i`m sure that other `intro` is too made by someone else !!! try to learn some dos-commands first that you mustn`t ask `how to use startup-sequence` !!!! and now back to pawn and twight sick jokes........ hi folx, itz twight again and a goooood (?) joke: what`s the difference between a jude and a santa-claus? they go to the different directions in the smokestack. hi there all internet-freax, here comes an invitation... get in touch with oulubox in the university of oulu. its a place where really happens. the internet address is 128.214.5.6 and type box to login. i will see you there. and now may day is once again over and we`ve got to start thinking about studying (geez! do we really have to!) but at least it is pawn writing the scrolly again. . that`s all (twight) oh no no it isn`t (pawn) you`ll just have to stand for some veeery boring time here reading this scrolly. how about some more jokes ? i thought so! we want more we want more we want more...... ok here`s another for you..... have ever heard about a banana and green elephant. oh no it`s from stone-age. i`m sure everybody has heard it. ok. how about chess, pawn (a bad joke reeeeally twight). by the way, do you actually watch the twight-zone? yep every sector! (a good one!) we want more we want more we want more shut the window wiz. the kids are interrupting us want we more? want we more? now that sounds better and finally after all the interruptings etc are over and here is the joke yippee! what does a boy do when he feels cold? he rubs his hands. what does a girl do when she feel cold? she lets us to come in! (hi all female fans! (our address is on the telephonebook!!!)) or ask mr wiz. now it`s time for some greetings hi there! that`s all is there still someone? and now greetings to: the wicked dr mabuse of alpha flight kasper of byterapers supervisor of eva xyz-soft and ikiihanille armaturrille, gemisteille, gonelaisille, huiippu titelle ja tutapaskiaisille still going wrong and to chemistry students in kuopio university. bye now!!!!!!!!!!!! but i am not going to stop writing yet..... hey fellas..... hands off.... i have certain rights...... don`t take my chair..... why are you carrying me out.... i haven`t done anything, have i? let`s watch twight-zone... i am not going to that bus..... hey, if you are trying to push me under that bus, i have to refuse..... why that rope.... and why stones in my pocket..... so what, i don`t know where`s the nearest lake..... hey f e l l o w s . . . . . (hit mouse left button if ya don`t wanna read all of this .... again !!) yo all ya stinky dudes...M A Yafter long period of farting,fucking and boozing team-x is back stronger than ever !!!Y this time we present a new demo (again) of coz` it`s coded by Omr.wiz (coool work). Pmusic is composed by mike the revolution (as always) it`s called union remix. logo is ddt`s hand work and fonts are done by foad... scrolltext by highlander and predatorO (who else). now come our version about zados birthday party on lahti which was held about 3 weeks ago. arrangers of the party were U x-men,overload,deathstar and phalanx !! we started our trip from kemi to lahti. in the train we put our ghettoblaster on and old ladies who tried to sleep, reSally didn`t liked azid and newbeat (heh heh)... at last we arrived to lahtIi,time was 9.00 on the morning and parties started 6.00 o`clock on the evening,fuck ! we checked out where party place was.. ugly school ! in the Yfront of school we met our cool friend mick dirt / overload. he said that wAe'd better go to city before parties starts. we started to get really bored, but there was still one good thing : we hadn`t met any fags of wizzcat yet ! so we went to pizzeria, food was good, but asshole waitress did`t give us anyP beer. at last it was time for parties... we took our stuff from station and we went to party-place ! in the front of school we met adept and vyvyan of accession !(vyvyan ya`are really cool) loki of disknet and sum dudes of Yphalanx came. few minutes of waiting arnold and mic dirt opened doors of the sSchool and we went to in ! we find a good place in the corner of the Oroom. we put our team-x flag to the wall, then we put our ghettoblaster on and we SstarOted to boozing `golden vodka` later on that evening we met guys of destiny (real cool especially cosma and suicide (thanx for your koskenkorva). wAe continue Oour boozing with them. vyvyan / accession brought sum beer to us from Oshop (lappalaista tietenkin) we started to get really drunked and drunked ! but then iPt happened : mr.wiz and foad arrived ! we Ywere really happy. highlander visit the nearest toilet and started to puke. nice lookin`stuff came out of his mouth. especially guys of tronic diSdn`t like that stuff. and then pekka tenhonen, lousy principal of Ythat stinky school came in. predator was at that moment on the nearest park with cosSma boozing. highlander told me this later : principal started to Ushout and everybody had to listen what he said. he said that everybody had to go out, b`coz of heavy boozing, destroying scholl property and one broken Ibeer bottSle. anyway, no one but highlander and vyvyan were too drunked, nobody had touched school property and that beer bottle was broken by some citizen of lahti who wasn`t amiga-user, so there were no problems. everyone trieYd to explaAin that situation was under control , but asshole principal had made his decicion : everybody out !!! fortunately one of arrangers talked some sense to principal, so he let us stay over the night. all guys had to go one big room. thPere were about 100 dudes. most of the guys booze or did something with their computers, exept one team `wizzcat` they just sleep !!! can ya imagine, they come to parties that they could sleep. really idiots, we think ! later on that night we went to lahti-city with guys of destiny and mick dirt of overload. city wSas dead... back to the parties... guys of wizzcat just sleep. mr.wiz started to code our party intro, but it never get ready. all night we had problems with guardians ! but 5.00 o`clock on the morning when wizzcat sleeps. one guOy of accession started to fight with rawar of bloodsuckers and guardian didn`t like thatA and he kick everybody out. time was 6.00 o`clock! guys of wizOzcat woke up ! we went to the railwaystation and we started our trip back to tornio. lot's of nice things happened in the train , like wizzcat weren`t in the same train ! nice weekend ! big thanx to overload and vyvyan who broke our ghettoblaster, but weP have to say that vyvyan was as cool boozer as we were. hope wOe met ya again ! also big greetinx to all party-pigs, except wizzcat, who don`t know anything about parties ! ok, that was all about parties...O now comes our very high-special-mega-giga-hyper greetz to: S 7th heaven , Yac/dc , aces , acs^acu (australia) , afl , amigavision , anarchy , anc europe , antarktica , antrax^highspeed , ask , avenger , axenon , bad boys , beastie boys , black monks , black woefiet , blaze , bloodsuckers , brow beat , bwc , cbb (italy) , ScomplexY , creators , critters , crusaders , ctc inc. , d.o.c , daily broadcasting system , darkness , ddt , deathstar , destiny^zigag , dexion , digilocic , digitech^ibb , disknet/accession , dream team^subway , e.s.a^imp 666 , ecc , electionO , exact , exceptions , fantasy , fastteam^kns crew , finnish gold , flash productions , fse , game force , goffy crackings , headhunters (nz) , horizon , hti (australia) , hurricane , hypnoosia , impulse , ipec elite , it , level 1 , level 4 , lords of conquest , magnetic fields , master crew , megapowers (nz) , megastars , mirage , nemesis , norwegian light force , overload , random access , random fashion , rapers , ressurrecktion (australia) , Os.o.s , sam/swap , sargon , scl^src , scoopex , starsoft , tartan army^supply team , the band , the cartel , the culpritz , the lawbreakers , the link , the music manY , the silents^northstar , threat,thx 1138 , tmd , trc , trf , triangle , trilogy , u-238 , uga , united , unitrax^atomic , vision , vision factory^bencor bros. , w.o.w , wizzcat , xaY.... and all of the rest.....