HI YA GUYZ !!!   NICE TO C U AGAIN !!!   HOW R U DOIN ???   WE'RE HAVIN A    AAHHMMM, WOT R V HAVIN ???   A GORGEOUZ TIME OF COURZE !!!   HA, WHAT ELZE ?!?   







   DAMN, THIZ TEXT SUCKZ LIKE V LIKE IT !!!   







   WELL, TO GET YA IN DA RITE MOOD, LET'Z  START WITH A BRANDNU DOPE JOKE   







   A MAN WITH A PRETTY GAL NAMED WENDY ONCE WANTED TO GET ATTACHED WITH HER FOREVER, SO HE DECIDED TO BRIGHTEN UP HIZ LITTLE MILKMAN WITH'R NAME   AFTER HE GOT HIZ TATTOO BY A RATHER FFRRIIEENNDDLLYY CHICK, HE HAD TO REMARK THAT IN LEZZ HORNY TIMEZ ONLY DA WORD 'WY' WAZ VIZIBLE ON HIZ JOYSTICK   







 SOME WEEKZ LATER   WELL, LET'Z CUT DA CRAP !!!   EXACTLY AFTER THREE WEEKZ, TWO DAYZ, FIFTEEN HOURZ, TWELVE MINUTEZ AN APPROXIMATELY TWENTYSEVEN SECONDZ THIS CRAZY DUDE WENT TO A BAR   AFTER HIZ SIXTH ROOT BEER HE HAD THAT URGENT FEELIN YA GUYZ ALL KNOW   SO HE WENT DOWN TO DA RESTROOM TO TAKE A GOOD, LONGLASTIN PIZZ   STANDIN THERE AN WAITIN FOR BETTER THINX TO COME HE COULDN'T HELP NOTICIN A GIANT BLACK RUSHIN INSIDE DA ROOM, SEEMIN TO HAVE DA SAME PROBLEMZ   CAREFULLY SPOTTIN AT HIZ NEIGHBOURZ PHYSICAL EQUIPMENT HE DISCOVERED DA SAME LITTLE WORD 'WY' WRITTEN ON DA BLACK'Z DICK   'HEY BUDDY, THAT'Z STRANGE !!!   'VE YA ALSO GOT A GAL NAMED WENDY ?   'NA, WHY THIZ ?' DA BLACK REPLIED, SEEMIN TO BE QUITE SURPRISED   'COZ U'VE ALSO GOT THAT 'WY' ON YA CANDLE !'   'NA, THAT READS ''WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA AND HAVE A NICE DAY'' !!! '   







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   FOR OUR FOREIGN LISTENERZ, TRANZLATION AZ FOLLOWZ   HAR HAR HAR HU HU HU HI HI HI HO HO HO BAWL ROAR STAMP DOWNBREAK MINDLOZE AROUNDBEAT NAILCHEW HO HO HO HI HI HI HU HU HU HAR HAR HAR   







 PRETTY COOOOL JOKE, AIN'T IT ???   GRAMPA, OUR FELLOW MEMBER, STILL GOT LOTZA'EM IN DA POCKET !!!  







 ZOM IMPORTANT INFO COMIN UP !!!   SPREADPOINT IZ NOW IN COOPERATION WITH DEFJAM AN RED SECTOR !!!   JOIN DA POWER !!!    SORRY, GUYZ NO GREETINX THIZ TIME !!!   







   NO GREETINX ???   NO GREETINX !!!   







   BUT ZOM HELLOZ TO   QUARTEX   MEGAFORCE   VISION FACTORY AN BEYONDERS   WIZARDS   PIRANHAS   INVISIBLE CRIME   STEEL PULSE   BLACK MONKS   TSK CREW   PROPHETS AG   HORIZON   ALPHA FLIGHT   AN THAT'Z IT !!!   







   SO LOOK OUT FOR MORE RELEASEZ BY SPREADPOINT, RIGHT !?!   DA QUESTION OF DA WEEK, COMIN FROM OUR BRAINTRUST   WHAT'Z GREEN AN BECOMEZ RED IF YA PUSH DA KNOB ???   







   FOR DA RIGHT ANSWER WE'LL SEND YA A PEPPERMINT FLAVOURED, LUBRICATED, STRIPED, RAINBOW COLORED, HYPERSENZITIVE AN EXTRA SSSTRONG RUBBER DUCK !!!   SPECIAL HI'S FROM MIKE TO QUARK   MING   JAMES CHRIS ROGERS   TIP   COPYRIGHTHUNTER   AN PETER OF MFC   ALZO A GREET FROM TRY TO NEMESIS   







   SORRY DEFJAM, I TRIED HARD TO PUT YA AN RED SECTORS LOGO IN DA DEMO, BUT I HAD NO MEMORY, NO SCANLINES, NO GRAFIX AN NO NOTHING LEFT   I'LL PUT DA LOGOS IN DA NEXT DEMO, RITE ?!?      BY DA WAY,THIZ DEMO'S CALLED 'XLARGE' !!!   







   SO BBBBBYYYYYYEEEEE FOR NOW, 'VE LOTZA FUN AN CARRY ON WORKIN !!!   C OR HEAR YA SOON !!!             !!! END OF MEZZAGE !!!               



            YOH!           IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE'VE BEEN OFF THE SCENE, AIN'T IT ?   (ABOUT 1.5 DAMN BORING YEARS I SUPPOSE)   STILL WATCHING THE SCENE WE RECENTLY FOUND OUT THAT THE SCENE IS SLOWLY BUT CONSTANTLY SHIPPING DOWN THE DIRTY RIVER OF LEGALITY'N'LAW (THE SOFTWARE SUCKERS (YA MAY ALSO CALL'EM THE >BULLEREI< AS WE IN BAVARIA DO) ARE GETTING TOUGHER AND EVEN MORE TRICKY EVERY DAY AND ALMOST ALL OF THE COOOOOOL GUYS SKIPPED OVER TO THE LEGAL QUARTERS OR WERE CAUGHT BY DEN GROESSTEN LUTSCHERN WESTLICH DES URALS)   SO WE THOUGHT IT AIN'T NO BAD IDEA TO RETURN TO THE ROOTS AND REENTER THE SCENE (ICH SPUER DIE GIER, DIE GIER NACH GEFAHR IN MIR!)   BUT BEFORE THIS RISKY STEP WE HAD TO REORGANIZE THE GROUP, GET SOME NEW MEMBERS, DEVELOP A ABSO-FUCKING-DAMN-LUTELY SECURE SYSTEM FOR THE SWAPPING ACTIVITIES AND....THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.....DO SOME CODING.......THE STUFF YOU'RE STARING AT   AFTER HAVING FINISHED THE PREPARATIONS WE'RE OFF TO THE WILDLIFE          AND HERE WE'RE            BACK AGAIN           WITH  MORE POWER (JOIN US!)       MORE MEMBERS         MORE.....       MORE.....       MORE.....       AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GORGEOUS TIME.........         SO LOOK WERE THE BOOTS ARE PULLED BY IT'S STRAPS FOR OUR BRANDNEW ADRESS (ONLY WRITE YOUR PHONE-NUMBER ON THE POSTCARD, WE WON'T ANSWER ANY OTHER REQUESTS!) AND GET YOUR ENTRIES IN (IN THE MAILBOX, OR HAD YOU SOME OTHER PLACE IN MIND ?!)    DER EINSENDESCHLUSS IST AM 01.04.89, GUELTIG IST DAS DATUM DES POST-STEMPELS. DER RECHTSWEG IST WIE UEBLICH AUSGESCHLOSSEN.     WRITE AFTER THE DATE AND YOU'LL DEFINETELY GET CAUGHT BY THE SUCKERS --- BUT BE SURE THAT YOU WON'T GET CAUGHT IF YA WRITE B.E.F.O.R.E. THAT DATE.....       THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS, HOPE TO MEET YA SOMEWHERE, SOMEDAY.    YOURS, MARVELLOUS MIKE     (AND THE THIRSTY REST!)       *****    ****   ***  ** *                    * **  ***   ****    *****