PLASMA ARE BACK ON YOUR SCREENS WITH A NEW INTRO WHICH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED AT THE ANARCHY PARTY 92 IN ENGLAND BUT DUE TO A FEW COMPLICATIONS EXPLAINED BELOW - IT WAS NOT ANYWAY BETTER LATE THAN NEVER I SUPPOSE SO LETZ ROLL THE CREDITZ EXECUTIVE PROGRAMMER $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ HAMMER MUSICAL SCORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$ BEN GRAPHICAL DEZYN $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ THOR BYE !! ** REWIND ** HELLO WORLD....... THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CODER ON THE KEYBOARD, WHO YOU MAY ASK ??? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ??? NAH !!!! RIGHT, HERE YOU HAVE A LITTLE INTRO THAT WAS PRODUCED BY PLASMA FOR THE ANARCHY PARTY 92 IN ENGLAND STRANGELY TITLED......... THE MAJIC FLY DONT WORRY - I HAVNT SUSSED IT OUT EITHER, BUT BASICALLY ITS NAMED AFTER THE COOL MUSIC AND JUST MAYBE YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT THE ** NOT SO ORIGINAL VECTOR GRAFIX OBJECT ** ABOVE IS A FLY AND NOT AN ELITE-ISH SPACE CRAFT......... OH WELL, MAYBE NOT !!!! ANYWAY A QUICK PARTY REPORT..... WELL IM NOT TOO SURE WHATS GOIN ON COZ IM STUCK IN THIS LITTLE CLASSROOM WITH A BUNCH OF TWATS WHO KEEP PLAYING CRAP MUSIC, AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE !!! ALSO MY FINGERS ARE STUCK TO THIS KEYBOARD COZ IVE JUST EATEN A VERY GREASY KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH AND FRENCH FRIES WHICH WERE COLD BY THE TIME I GOT ROUND TO EATING THEM........ AS ITS SATURDAY AFTERNOON HERE, THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL TEAMS WILL HAVE KICKED OFF BY NOW I HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO BE BORN NEAR WEST HAM (WHICH IS IN THE CAPITAL CITY OF LONDON !) SO LOGICALLY I SUPPORT THE HAMMERS (HENCE THE NAME - NOT AFTER MC HAMMER !!) ANYWAY THEY ARE CURRENTLY AT THE BOTTOM OF DIVISION ONE AND RUNNING OUT OF TIME (THEIR A BUNCH OF USELESS WANKERS ANYWAY)... SO IT LOOKS LIKE THE SECOND DIVISION FOR NEXT SEASON.... SEE YOU AT EWOOD PARK YA BASTARD ROVERS !!! OH YEAH, AS I NOW LIVE IN BURNLEY I HAVE STARTED TO REGARD BLACKBURN ROVERS JUST AS THE LOCALS DO (ALL BURNLEY FC SUPPORTERS) WITH HATE !!! THEIR JUST THE MOST STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE EARTH... I MEAN, THEY SPEND 6 MILLION POUNDS ON NEW PLAYERS AND STILL MANAGE TO LOSE 6 OR SO GAMES IN A ROW !!! WHICH BRINGS ME ONTO A SMALL JOKE..... A BLACKBURN ROVERS SUPPORTER ENTERS A SHOP TO PURCHASE A SEASON TICKET, BUT IS SO EMBARRASED HE LEAVES WITH A PACKET OF CONDOMS !!! OH WELL, ITS AS FUNNY AS THEIR RESULTS....... HERE IS A MESSAGE TO ROCKET RONNIE OF DCS..... HASSLE WEST HAM AT YOUR PERIL MATE, AND IAN BISHOP IS AFTER YOUR BLOOD !!! ANYWAY LETZ GET AWAY FROM THE TOPIC OF FOOTBALL A QUICK LOOK AT THE SUN TELLS ME ITS ABOUT 3:45PM (BOLLOX - I LOOKED AT MY WATCH !) THE MUSIC COMPETITION IS ON IN JUST OVER AN HOURS TIME, AND WERE PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT BEN WILL WIN, ALTHOUGH HAVING SAID THAT WE HAVNT CHOSEN A TUNE TO ENTER YET !!! I GUESS THOR WILL WANT TO SAY A FEW WORDS BUT HE ISNT HERE SO ITS TOUGH....... ANYWAY ITS TIME TO TAKE A BREAK TO SORT OUT THE MUSIC FOR THE COMP SO.... CATCH YA LATER (IT WILL ONLY BE A FEW SECONDS TO YOU THOUGH, BUT A FEW HOURS TO US !) YO ! WERE BACK.... 14 DAYS HAVE PASSED SINCE WE LAST WROTE, THE REASON IS SIMPLE - WE GOT SO PISSED AT THE PARTY, IT TOOK US 2 WEEKS TO RECOVER !! NAH, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS AS FOLLOWS.... AS STATED EARLIER, WE WERE IN A CLASSROOM WHICH WAS IN THE SECOND BUILDING OF THE PARTY PLACE. UNFORTUNATELY SOME DICKHEAD DECIDED TO STEAL SOME EQUIPMENT FROM A LOCKED CLASSROOM, OBVIOUSLY THIS PISSED OFF THE ORGANISORS OF THE PARTY AND SO THEY DECIDED TO COMPLETELY CLOSE THE BUILDING AND MOVE EVERYBODY OVER TO THE MAIN BUILDING. THIS OF COURSE WAS NOW JAM PACKED FULL OF GUYZ WITH AMIGAS UNDER THEIR ARMS FRANTICALLY LOOKING FOR SPARE TABLE SPACE TO SETUP ON..... ANYWAY TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT THERE WASNT MUCH SPACE LEFT BY THIS TIME, SO WE DIDNT GET TO SETUP OUR STUFF AND FINISH THE INTRO NOT ONLY THAT, WE MISSED THE MUSIC COMPETITION ENTRY BY ABOUT 10 MINUTES AND EVEN THOUGH MARTIN (NUKE / ANARCHY) WAS STILL JUDGING THE COMPETITION HE WOULDNT ACCEPT OUR MUSIC.......... THATS ONE OF THE REASONS IM GLAD IM NOT IN ANARCHY ANYMORE, ZERO FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN SOME OF THE MEMBERS ANYWAY THAT WAS THE PARTY, I THINK MOST OF THE UK SCENE WERE THERE SO I DONT NEED TO EXPLAIN FURTHER...... 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LETS START THEN....WELL THIS LITTLE INTRO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED AT THE ANARCHY PARTY BUT AS YOU ALREADY KNOW (AND SHOULD HAVE REALISED BY NOW) IT WASNT, ANYWAY AFTER BEING MOVED FROM ONE BUILDING AND THEN FINDING NO SPACE TO SETUP MY AMIGA, I WANDERED AROUND GETTING THE LATEST RELEASES. THEN LATER ON I WATCHED THE ENDURANCE COMPETION..... WHICH HAD A BAKED BEAN DRINKING EVENT IN IT IN WHICH NINE PEOPLE TOOK PART, THERE WAS A MASSIVE 15 POUND PRIZE FOR WINNING THIS COMP..... THEN FOR THE REST OF THE PARTY I STOOD CHATTING TO MY CONTAX, AND GETTING THE FEW NEW WAREZ THAT WERE RELEASED THEN WE DROVE HOME ( THOR AND BEN ) WE GOT THROUGH BARNSLEY OK, FOUND A PETROL STATION COZ MY PETROL GAUGE IS PHUCHED THEN WE FOUND THE M1 SOUTH SO WE CRUISED AT APPROX A 100/110MPH DOWN THE MOTORWAY......SOMETIME L8R WE WERE HALFWAY HOME WHEN BEN SAYZ HES STARVING SO I PULLED INTO THE NEXT SERVICE STATION WHERE WE HAD SOME VERY EXPENSIVE CHIPS ( 85P ) AND A SAUSAGE WHICH SET US BACK 60P, THEN WE LEFT THE SEVICE STATION AND CARRIED ON DOWN THE MOTORWAY........ EVEN L8R WE ARRIVE IN BOZEAT, NORTHAMPTONSHIRE....AND I DROPPED BEN OFF.... I THEN DROVE HOME. THE FOLLOWING DAY I GO OVER TO BENS AND WE EXCHANGE THE DIFFERENT WAREZ WE GOT.....AFTER A FEW HOURS AT BENS I RETURN HOME THE NEXT DAY I DRIVE TO WORK AND MY CAR PHUCKS UP....COZ THE BIG END HAS GONE IN MY ENGINE SO IM NOW LOOKING FOR AN ENGINE. BEST OFFER SO FAR IS 60 QUID WHICH I THINK IS VERY CHEAP FOR A 2 LITRE ENGINE.... THEN ALL IVE GOTTA DO THEN IS DROP IT IN AND PUT MY TWIN WEBBER CARB ON IT........ LESS OF THIS CRAP COZ IVE WASTED ENOUGH BYTES ON IT SO ILL TYPE MY GREETZ AND THEY GO TO ))) WATCHMAN-LSD ((( ))) PHANTOM-GHOST ((( ))) WIZOID-SLIPSTREAM ((( ))) PAZZA-LSD ((( ))) STUART-ZEST ((( ))) POTERGIEST ((( ))) TECHNO ((( ))) ROBOTRON ((( ))) MASTER OF PUPPETS ((( ))) DECODE ((( ))) MR SNOWMAN ((( ))) COAXIAL-FUSION ((( ))) PHILL ((( ))) ANDY ((( ))) MARK ((( ))) AND TO ANYONE I KNOW THAT IVE MISSED OUT SOZ IF I DID ((( AND THATS ABOUT ALL FROM ME.... IF YA WANNA SWAP WITH ME THEN RING THIS NUMBER (0933) 316447 ASK FOR PAUL...... OH NO, ITS TIME FOR A STORY FROM BEN ONE DAY, A BREAST HAD A PAIN. IT FELT LONELY AND DEPRESSED ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND HIM. JOHN, HIS FRIEND WHO HAD BEEN FOR MANY YEARS, SAID WHATS WRONG, YOUR NOT YOUR SELF TODAY ??? ALL OF A SUDDEN THE TWO BREASTS BOTH INTERNALLY COMBUSTED AND SPLATTED ALL OVER THE SHOP.... THE END. (THANK FUCK FOR THAT - THE CODER !) HOLD ON, THIS IS DRIVEL, SO ITS TIME TO KICK BENS BUT OFF THE KEYBOARD AND OUT OF THE GROUP....... BYE LAMER !!!!! I DONT KNOW WHY IM STILL WRITING THIS NONSENSE COZ I BET THERES NO ONE OUT THERE...... RIGHT THIS IS A TEST TO SEE IF PEOPLE REALLY DO READ ALL THE SCROLL TEXT THAT ELITE GROUPS HAVE THE STUPIDITY TO WRITE...... IF YOU SEND THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE TO ME (HAMMER - FIND THE ADDRESS ELSE WHERE) I WILL SEND YOU A PRIZE !!! DEPENDING ON HOW QUICK YOU ARE WILL DETERMINE THE QUALITY OF THE PRIZE IE. 1ST MIGHT GET A DOWTY QUATTRO 529 MODEM (V32) 2ND MIGHT GET A SEAGATE 130MB IDE HARD DRIVE (16MS) 3RD MIGHT GET A LITTLE PUSSYCAT (???) BUT THEN AGAIN I MAY JUST GIVE AWAY DISKS..... IVE GOT THOUSANDS OK GRAB A PEN COZ HERE COMES THE MESSAGE......... I WILL VOTE FOR PLASMA IN ALL CHARTS FOREVER GOT THAT ??? GOOD, NOW SEND IT TO ME TODAY AND BE LUCKY RIGHT, YOU HAVE NOW REACHED THE VERY END OF THIS TEXT SO YOU HAD BETTER PRESS THE LMB BEFORE IT WRAPS ROUND AND YOURLL HAVE TO SIT THROUGH IT ALL AGAIN.....................