************************ * * * JEE. WE ARE BACK * * AFTER A HUGE DELAY * * OF 3 DAYS!!! * * * * * * LIMBO IS HERE TO * * PRESENT -EIGHTEEN- * * * * (PART 2 OF OUR * * BIRTHDAY TRILOGY!) * * * ************************ ------------------------ OF COURSE MADE FOR INFORMING EVERYBODY THAT HURU-UKKO IS NOT A CHILD ANYMORE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HIM ON 8-JUN-94!! ------------------------ ************************ * * * * * THE CREDITS: * * * * * * MUSIC......HURU-UKKO * * CODING.........ELVIS * * * * THERE'S NO GRAPHICS, * * ONLY THE DESIGN! * * * * * ************************ HOW-TO-SET-UP-A-TENT: --------------------- 1.TAKE THE MAGNIFYING GLASS OFF FROM YOUR LITTLE SISTER. 2.GIVE HER MATCHES. 3.WATCH HER SET THE GRASS ON FIRE. 4.WAIT FOR HER TO ASK HELP. 5.HELP HER. 6.TELL HER THAT THE TENT IS BROKEN. 7.GIVE UP. WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE * EIGHTEEN * ---------------------- - ONE CAN DRIVE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE - ONE CAN BUY TOBACCO - ONE CAN BUY BEER - ONE GETS TO EAT CAKE - ONE CAN GO TO JAIL - ONE CAN GET A CREDIT CARD .. FEELS JUST FINE .. PERHAPS GREIPPI HAS SOMETHING AGAINST THIS BIRTHDAY-TRILOGY OF OURS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE AROUND EVERY TIME WE'RE WORKING ON ONE EPISODE. AT THE MOMENT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT! AND TWO DAYS BEFORE THE RELEASE DATE ELVIS REALIZED THAT HE HAS TO CODE SOMETHING. COMMENTS ON H.T.K.H. -------------------- DEETSAY/INSANE SAYS: "SE HINDUN T.K.H. OLI AIVAN SAIRRRRAAAAAAN SIISTI! SENKIN ELIITTI!" ZOMBIE/INSANE: "N]TTI!!" WE WON'T PUBLISH WHAT LEGEND/PARALLAX SAID BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME RIGHT. SAVON LISTA ----------- PARAS MAAJUSSI: 1. GREIPPI/LIMBO PARAS HEIN]HATTU: 1. GREIPPI/LIMBO PARAS JYV]JEMMARI: 1. GREIPPI/LIMBO PARAS TRAKTORIPIRU: 1. GREIPPI/LIMBO PARAS PELTOELVIS (!): 1. GREIPPI/LIMBO (2 VOTERS. GUESS WHO?) HINDUN TIE KEHDOSTA HAUTAAN ---------------------- * SYNTYM] * OPISKELU BRAHMANIN JOHDOLLA * KODIN JA PERHEEN PERUSTAMINEN JA EL]TT]MINEN * VET]YTYMINEN ERAKOXI * KIERTELY SADHUNA (* KUOLEMA) * POLTTOHAUTAUS KASTILAITOS ----------- R3AL 3LITE PAPIT RUHTINAAT MAANVILJELIJ]T PALVELIJAT -------------- KASTITTOMAT ELVIS JA HURU-UKKO (LEIKKIMIELINEN KISA: ARVAA GREIPIN KASTI!) HYV]T LAITUMET HEVOSILLE. PUH 971-XXXXXXX ELITE ONLY! BTW, THIS IS -NOT- ANOTHER GREIPPI-JOKE.. INTERVIEW WITH A.HITLER! ------------------------ VOP=VOICE ON THE PHONE E&H=ELVIS AND HURU VOP: HALLO? E&H: ONXE ADOLF KOTONA? VOP: SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH? E&H: OSSOOTKO SIE HUASTOO SAVVOO? VOP: KLIK... E&H: VITUN ELITE! ------------------------ **** ** ** ****** **** ** * ** ** * ** * ** * ** ** ** ** *** ** ** ** *** ** ** ** ** ** ** * ** * ** ** ** * ** * ** * ** ** ** * **** **** ** ** **** ------------------------ HEI HEI. ($OURCES 4 $ALE BTW)