THE DUAL CREW proudly presents A game in the TRUE spirit! In 1985, a real american police man, Brad Nixon, seeks and destroys an unknown criminal who has brutally slaughtered innocent people in New York. The unknown man was never identified because his face was crushed at the violent end of the chase. No one has actually seen him. Brad Nixon has once again got problem... So! You really thought you would be a hero didn't you? Be promoted..... get more money...get better work... or at least a new car. (Since your old got a bit fried in the supermarket-blastabout a week ago) Sure..... "For Gods sake Brad, it's only the painting that's gone!" "But boss...The car looks like an inhabitant in Africa. I can't drive around in it!" "Don't be stupid Brad! It works!" "But boss! The Engine explodes everytime I..." "SCRAM BRAD! IM BUSY!" Of course your first thought was to drawyour .44 and smear his mind over the office and force his staff to LICK IT OFF THE WALLS! But you managed to control yourself this time... So here we are again! You are sitting inyour car which is parked along the sunnysidewalk. And, yes, of course it's tuesday too... Welcome to Bleed2. Now what do you wanna start with this time then? 1 - Inventory 2 - Go for a ride 3 - Go for a FUCKING COOL ride! 4 - Relax (The policeradio's broken) So here we are again! You are sitting inyour car which is parked along the sunnysidewalk. And, yes, of course it's tuesday too... Now what do you wanna start with this time then? 1 - Inventory 2 - Go for a ride 3 - Go for a FUCKING COOL ride! 4 - Relax (The policeradio's broken) In fact: you STILL have your shiny Magnum .44! As you watch it now you can't hold back your tears when you remember the first nigger you ever shot... right in the head. Booo! Suddenly you are interrupted by a great roar from a motorbike. Seconds later a big Harley-Davidson tumbles past your car in a speed which can't be legal... 1 - Go for the hunt! 2 - Don't care ( You have been transformed into a jerk ) The car doesn't start without problem, but you finally manage to get it going. Just when you have left your parking place, a big motorbike runs past you in a speed HIGHER THAN YOURS! Fucking jerk!You decide that he's going to spend the next few years in prison and burn away after him. Djonka,djonka,djonka...the damn car refuse to start right now. Well...who cares,anyway? You close your eyes and begin to daydream about things you like to do instead of this..kick ass..shoot gays.. polish guns...crush legs and other police brutality hobbies...beat childrenand so on... Unfortunately you are suddenly awakened from this cosy moment by a big motorbike which tumbles past atan illegal speed. Yeah! Action! 1 - Start the hunt! 2 - Continue dreamin' Aaah! Who cares about that little shit. Let him run. (One minute later a great WHOOMP! and a big explosion far away makes you question your ability nowadays. Nothing to do about it anyway..) But this makes you a bit restless however...SHIT! Gotta have action! Hmm...a dog slowly walks across the street...this could be the fast way to action maybe... 1 - Practise shooting on the dog 2 - Test the wheel quality on it 3 - Be a jerk again Ehehehe....you start the engine and burnaway against the little dog. You can't really see it but you can hear how the dog explodes like a tomato and spread over the street! You stick the pipe of your Magnum through the sidewindov, aim and FIRE! The dog makes a little twist and falls down on the street, dead as a doornail. HEHEHEHE! Dat waz really funny! But suddenly, a scream is heard from a garden across the street. An old lady stares at the dead dog and cries: "Murderer! Killer! Psycho!" then she runs away into her house. This makes you laugh more! 1 - Go for a ride 2 - Relax You...don't do anything but freeze when the old lady comes out from her house...with A CHAINSAW! Jesus! Is there no limit for animal- loving people nowadays? She screams and runs against you with a VERY, VERY, VERY mad look! Gargh! THIS could be your ticket to HELL! 1 - Scramble! 2 - Get out and blast! 3 - Laugh SCREEECH! The car burns away with a cloud of dust. The lady doesn't seem able to follow you at this speed fortunately! But then... When you run over the squashed dog the car loses control and begins to spin around. WAAH! You don't really know what's happening until the car rumbles through a hedge and into a pool which of course just had to be placed there. This doesn't seem to be your lucky day... The water is slowly beginning to flow into yor car. Looking trough the windows is not an encouraging sight either...the lady awaits smiling on the edge of the pool... 1 - Drown 2 - Shoot her through the windscreen and the water 3 - Open the door and swim up You kick out the side window and press yourself through it...almost. Halfway through you suddenly feel stuck! Scheisse! You try to get away but it's impossible! It takes only a couple of minutes before you feel that you just HAVE to breathe! And you do... It's a bit hard to see exactly where she is but you try to aim right. BLAM! The windscreen explodes and sends a flood of water into the car. You struggle desperatly to get out and finally you manage it. Phew! That was on the edge! Fortunately,the lady is dead, You fired right in the leg which made her lose balance. She fell right on her own chainsaw and is now lying there getting more and more torn into abloody mess. Lucky you! But there is still a problem. The ladys five other mad dogs have now left the house and are circling the pool. Looks like they want revenge... 1 - Kill'em all! 2 - Walk away. (They are problably kind, anyway) When the time is right you quickly jump out of the pool and draw your Magnum. Hehehe....eat this, dog! You pull the trigger and watch the dog as it....attacks you... Klick. Klick. Klickklickklick! Uh,oh. Seems like the gun has gone a bit wet... A bypassing walker thought the dogs were eating on a deer or something. Strange anyway,in the middle of NY. You never get so far. The meanest dog rips your head off as fast as you put you hands on the edge of the pool and almost swallows it in one bite. The cheek falls off first and is quickly nipped by another dog. A real gourmet-dinner today! The other dogs get a bit depressed because they didn't get anything. But they solve it by brotherly sharing the old lady. Happy end! .....Glugh.....uhhohh.....slafs ....ugh.....blubb....(Ah! Now I finally know why I don't like water as much as whiskey!) .....glomp....uh.......... A smart move. Violence shall be punishedwith violence. You quickly open the door (with is stuck for a couple of seconds) and points your guns against her. "Freeze Ma!" you scream. But she dont wanna freeze so you pull the trigger. BLAM! CLANK! She stops the bullet with the side of the saw. Looks rather nice. But you get terrified! What do ya wanna do? 1 - Hit the road! 2 - Empty the gun Argh! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM and BLAM! This is ridiculous! She stops'em all! "Never thought about joining a circus?" became your last words... The lady hacked you into fine little pieces which she fed her other dogs with...better than cannibalism anyway! You laugh very loud against the corny sight. Lady with a chainsaw! OAHAHA! Haven't seen anything like it before! The lady cuts your head of first, but your laughter can still be heard from your throat... After several djonka, djonkas the fucking car finally starts and you burn away after the bike. It takes only a minute before you can spot him again in front of you. For some reason this man is desperate, because he suddenly drives up onto the sidewalk (at 110 mph). Walking people plunge themselves away to avoid the maniac. Except for a 3-year old kid who was playing on the street and never noticed the bike. His head got squashed under the front wheel of the bike and the body took a few steps before it fell down in a strange position in front of his parents. This is disguisting! 1 - Force him of the road 2 - Blast him into cadaver! 3 - Stop the car, get out and eat the dead child You quickly stop the car,jump out and run across the street to the body. A few people have stopped to watch the child who is pumping out his blood through the open throat with a gurgling sound. Everybody thinks you are going to examine the victim but you take a great bite into one hand instead. Tastes a bit salty, though. But not really unpleasant... You break off the hand and reach it to the paralyzed mother. "Mmm...This is yammy stuff ma! Try a bite! Unfortunaly she faints but the father grabs it and swallows it in one bite. 432 years in the asylum. For all three. How bad! (But let's see the bright side: It gives you plenty of time to discuss new recipes with the father. Baked Brain, French Fried Fingers etc) It's a bit difficult: The bike runs as fast as you can go. But after a while it loses speed for some unknown reason. But it gives you a big chance to HIT! But in what way? 1 - Directly from behind 2 - Make a turn and get'im from the side You press the pedal to the metal and get your one ton steel into the back of the bike. Bah-yeah! Frankly I dont know which one who is the heaviest. The bike or the fat Hells Angels rider. Both of them are anyway thrown into the air and plunged back...into your windscreen. It will be a nasty moment for the fire brigade crew to dig out the mess from the back trunk of the car. You make a big turn to catch him from the side but unfortunately he is still too fast and you miss him by an inch! DAMN! Your car continues to the side and crashes into some parked cars. The explosion killed fourteen people including you, of course. See ya. The gun slides easily out of your belt and you smash the sidewindow to make it possible to aim. It's a bit shaky,though BLAM! You let'im have right in his head ...or maybe not...in fact,the bullet misses and, oh no, hits a bypassing walker.(Who is thrown into the big shoppingwindow of "Bills Radio'n TV"where finally his dream comes true: To be in TV. But maybe not this way ) Fiasco! But a little bit later the biker slows down by some reason. Now you got the chance to HIT! 1 - Run him over from behind 2 - Make a turn and take him from the side You continue this lazy procedure with a yawn. Who cares about this job anyway? You don't... Everything is normal. The birds sing. The sun shines. The sky is blue. And a big lorry is driving up behind you. What the... Looking in the driver's mirror reveals a big, and I mean big, lorry who is making it's way towards you in a speed out of this world! You seem to be it's target! Damnit! Think fast. 1 - Show him the finger (Zwow man, ya'r cooler than ice!) 2 - Get out of the car NOW! 3 - Pedal to the metal You pull down the window...slowly, extend your left arm and put the finger to him. "Fuck you". (Interesting facts: Your finger was later found two kilometers from the impact...) Ofcourse: Djonka,djonka,djonka... Damn car! Djonka,djonka..Vrauom! Finally the car gets the point and rushes away from the mean object behind you. But it seems like it's going to be tough to get rid of him... Crash! The lorry bumps into your back and the car gets uncontrollable for a second. Damn! If he does it more time the car will fall apart! 1 - Push the car to it's limit! 2 - Fire thorugh the back window 3 - Kurbits Kurbits is a flower you idiot... I don't belive this. DID YOU HEAR THAT,CHARLES? HE CHOSE "KURBITS" (Laughter heard far away). Well I don't have time to discuss stunning stuff like that now so beat it now will ya. Bye. Trying to steer a damaged car AND shoot somebody through the backwindow is hard...very hard...but you try. But wait! Looking back you suddenly discover that you have seen the driver before...Oh god. It can't be true...Ding! You wake up from your paralyzed moment and squeeze the trigger fast! Wham! The recoil from the .44 makes you to turn the steeringwheel and you suddenly find yourself drivin' on the other side of the road! With a bus on crashcourse! Oaaahhh! 1 - Stay (Probably crushed by bus) 2 - Turn (Probably crushed by lorry) The busdriver don't have enough time to turn away from you. Maybe beacuse he's reading todays newspaper while driving. Amazing really... In the impact which follows you feel how you are lifted away from your seat....flying trough the air.... to heaven? No, but trough the wind- screen. Later also into the windscreen of the bus. While flying through the bus you see a lot of people you know. Hey! There is Richard, your neigh- bour! How's life? Well,pretty good I think. And you? Oh,it's just fine! Sorry, but I can't stay now,see ya! One microsecond later you crash trough the backwindow of the bus. Luckily we all saw the funny side. Schreeech! (Again). The car's tires will probably be confetti after this. But who cares? You have got bigger problems than that. That your steeringwheel is loose for example. You now have no control at all over your car....eh,"car". You pass the lorry and continue up on the sidewalk into the door of a Seven Eleven shop. Through the shelves of food (and some customers). Into the wall and out on the other side. Where you "finally" hit some trashcans and stop. You seem to be in an alley behind the ex-7eleven shop. After crawling out of the wreck of your car you discover that the owner of the shop now is on his way towards you from inside the shop. "You bastard! I'm ruined!" He is carrying a big double- barreled shotgun which he points at you. The only way to run seems to be a door behind you. 1 - Open the door and enter. 2 - Say "You got three seconds to drop the gun!" You press your foot against the pedal as hard you possibly can manage. Crash! "Crash?" You feel how your foot suddenly goes trough the floor and hits the road. (Geddit? Hits the road! HAHA!) Judging from your speed it's not strangeat all that you are sucked out and completely transformed to a new exclusive pate. "Sure" he answers. "Later..." He pulls the first trigger and your head is torn to pieces like a melon. The second shot hits you in the chest and makes you perform a little flight before you are smashing trough a window and land on a dinnertable of the family who lives there. ( You bet the woman in the apartment was angry when she had to clean all day after the ambulance left with you ) On the door is a note who says "Concert today". After you quickly closed the door you notice that it's pitch black inside. You can't see anything. I've got a bad feeling about this... 1 - Get out 2 - Wait You throw yourself out just to be greeted by the shop-owner and riddled by his gun. Unfortenaly we did NOT see the funny side this time. Woosh! Bright lights are thrown into your unprepared face and it makes you blind for a second. When you begin to see again you notice that you are in a big concert hall. On a stage are six ugly guys standing, holding their hands up in the air as if they are waiting for celebrations from the audience. The hall seems to have place for at least thousand people. You are the only one here. A sign over them reads: "Agent Steel - Russian Hardrockers" I think we should leave now. 1 - Leave 2 - Wait'n see The one who stands by the microphone lowers his hands and turns to the drummer behind him "Akresey kirosno fado Pasha!" (They seems to love us,Pasha!)" He turns back to the unexisting audience and grabs his electrical balalaika. Let's get out,NOW! 1 - Go out 2 - Look more "Dadouro kvarti fem arklockan!" (We now gonna play a song for you!) I don't wanna stay! Let's GO! 1 - Flee 2 - Wait more (This could be fun) The guitarist raises his free arm and starts spinning it around. Anytime now he will hit the strings. For christ sake,RUN! 1 - Run 2 - Stay Are you sure you want yo hear this? Judging from the amount of audience Russian hardrockers are not so very popular here. 1 - No 2 - No 3 - Yes BAMBARABAMBAM PLANG PLONG! BRAAAOM! "Kraisnavaaa ba la onna krashhnoovabla et kloux onnane raaaaaaa!" (Rock,rock,rock around the clock) DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA "Baaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Krashi!" (Yeah,we are going to rock around the clock.) DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA DUNKA BARAMMBARAMMM BLANGBOMDONKDONK! The force from this Bill Haley rape throws you right out through the door while a sea of blood and brains is streaming out of your ears. Ten minutes later is your head empty. (Wonder how it had looked if thousands of people had been there) Ah! Just after you have left the room it explodes in a mad music piece which reminds you about "Rock around the clock" but in russian. You where just on your way to relax when you discover that the shop-owner is still here and pointing his gun against you. "Bye Sucker!" BLAM! Black. Three seconds after you have left the lorry hits your car and transforms it to dust in a chaos of flying metal and (now) trash. Luckily are you totally unharmed. The lorry stops for a second on the impact but is obviously planning to hit the road as soon as possible. Go'n get him! 1 - Enter the drivers seat 2 - Start shooting against the lorry. It's hard to really see exactly where the driver is because of all dust. So you fire randomly here and there. Shot number one misses the front windscreen by a yard and continues into the house on the other side of the street where it hits miss B. Itch while she was watering her flowers. The second one goes right through the radioantenna and also enters the house, this time killing the husband of Miss B. The third one passes over the lorrys back and also joins the action by exploding inside the sister of Miss B's husband. The fourth one jerks. The fifth and sixth chambers are empty. So. Fiasco again! The lorry drives away quickly and disappears. You will get a nice sun-tan in The Chair. If ya know what I mean. Before you get to the door the lorry accelerates quickly and drives away BUT you manage to get a grip on the back and drag yourself up on the platform just in time! You can see the contour of the driver. Hmm...he seems to be driving with one arm... You are heading longer into the city at maximum speed. 1 - Get to the back window 2 - Fire 3 - Strip-Tease You slowly throw away your clothes infront of the people on the streets you are passing by. One after one are they falling off until you only have got your undies on. Hehe.... Show'em what you got! 1 - Drop it 2 - Don't drop it You're a real man now....You show them your proudness and begin to masturbate to fullfill the excite- ment. You had gone far in this business if not a sniper from the M.W ( Morale Watchers ) had gunned you down. Sorry gigolo! Coward! (Futher comments not needed) Slowly and carefully you approach the tiny window. It doesn't look like the driver has noticed you yet so you make it all the way. You are now at the window and you can see the back of the driver. He seems to be wearing a black coat and...and he does't seem to have a left arm. Can it be... Pong! You wake up and realize that you must act soon because he can't drive this fast and stay on the road! 1 - Wait 2 - Smash the window and get inside. Wait for what? 1 - Better weather. 2 - Worse weather. 3 - Dual Crew MegaDemo 2. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to show up right now. (In fact I don't really know if it will ever show up) But something that's for sure showing up is a sharp turn which makes you lose your step. WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! You make a quick flight over the street, knocking down at least a dozen people, before you land in a trashcan with a KLANGBANG and a KRATTATANG. You survive, but die later when the can is emptied and crushed. Tough luck! ( Am I not nasty,Eh? - The Gnn) Yeah! You try to smash the window with your right hand... Craaashh! (That was your HAND, Brad) And your hand makes a nice little red spot on the window, nothing more. The more-than-mad driver stops the truckwith a SCREEEECH, you lose your grip andsmash -quite- hard into the ground after a few moments of wonderful flying. BLAM! You fire against the driver who gets his right arm splattered all over the windscreen. Right on! But when he can't see anything he presses down the brake hard. Very hard. So hard that you lose your step and fly over the platform and through the window where you land in the seat right of the driver. You feel very dizzy... When you regain your mind you discover that the criminal has left and the lorry has crashed into a policecar. Your boss' car... Speaking about him, you suddenly feel a ice cold wind blowing over your right side. You turn around and star into the face your boss who looks very mean. "Ah hope ya got a DAMN GOOD excuse for this Brad! " 1 - "Hey man! It wasn't my fault!" 2 - "Here's my excuse Boss..." (And kill him) 3 - Sing the American Anthem "Sure man" says your Boss. "You just happend to sit in a lorry thats been killing approx...eh...47.4 people. We know you Brad. You're a madman. Since I'm the chief of police I find that the only right thing to do is: Capital Punishment! BUT since I'm a kind person (and electricity is so expensive) I have decided to take this in my own hands. He executes You. Your crime was life, Brad. The sentence was DEATH! Auchtung, auchtung! You place the pipe to your boss' mouth and squeeze the trigger. His head explodes in a great blast and smears you down completely.Ueah! If you think logically it's not so smart to kill someone with policemen around. They all kill you. But the problem is you can't remeber theAmerican Anthem....so you sing Born in the USA insted. Not good. Your boss hates Bruce Springsteen and show you hisNew Glock. You didnt see the bullets but your braindid. Good work. Remember me to buy that kinda stuff. Hey wait a minute! White. What's this? You find yourself lying on a cuddly cloud with a big white door infront of you. The door suddenly opens and a big man with hawaii-shorts, sunglasses and a tropical drink comes out and introduces himself as God. "Hello and welcome to paradise!" You look behind him and discovers that "paradise" seems to be a strange place where all kinds of people run around and shoot at each other. White, black, yellow, yes ALL kind of people. But it's only the white ones that have guns. "Come on in and enjoy youself" says god and gives you an Uzi with a full clip. God takes a sip of his drink and says "Pick yer target". Now who will you kill? 1 - A black man. 2 - A white man. God says "Funny eh? Come on, there's plenty of other things to do 'ere!" He leads you through the gate which closes behind you... Gods smile is suddenly vaporized and he looks at you with his mouth open. "What...do you realize that you..." In his puzzled condition he spills out his drink all over his shirt which makes it lightgreen instead of white. He takes the Uzi from you, screams "Get out!" and kicks you in the ass. You feel how you fly over the pearlgate and down from the cloud. AAAAARRGGHHHHHH! Black again. Uh...You find yourself lying in the alley again. The shop-owner seems to be gone but the wreck of your car is still here. From the door behind you some terrible music is still playing. About ten inches from your head is the big wheel of the truck that you just escaped with the motor roaring, ready to rock any second... 1 - Throw yourself forward. 2 - Keep Cool...(oh man!) 3 - Throw yourself back. WRAAAUM! The truck passes over you but the wheels misses! Argh! What luck! Hmm...the truck roars through the wall and disappears round a corner. You take the chance and run away. After been picked up by a police car you arrive to the police HQ where your boss awaits you with some unpleasant questions... "Well Brad, how do you explain the fact that you have destroyed five cars and one 7eleven shop?" 1 - Just felt for it, lamebrain! 2 - HAHAHA! Dat waz real funny eh? 3 - Shut up, fuckface! The last seconds of your life, is just the smell of burning rubber and the lovely pain as the left wheel tatooes it's pattern into your chest. The only thing the future will know about you will be the big blood-spot on the street... You throw yourself quickly back just to find your escape-route blocked by a 10 feet brick wall. If you don't wanna become an abstract graffitti painting you better find a way out NOW! The only thing close to you seems to be a overfilled trashcan. 1 - Jump over the wall. 2 - Enter the trashcan. 3 - Expose your intimate body parts for the truckdriver. It's a plane! It's a bird! No it's Brad Nixon jumping over a 10 feet wall and finds his 1500 groupies waiting for a cool (censored) with the Hero HimSelf. Hahaha! Just joking! You end up as a coagulated abstract painting. Shame nobody knows that you are the artist...or maybe the truck. Yeah...yeah....yeah....you know what I like....yeah...yeah. (etc) The driver jumps out and screams "Hey man! You're sick!" Suddenly he draws a big machete (Model Jason) and removes your balls from rest of your body. NNNGGGG! CUL8RON. (Girlie...hehehe) Slafs! Jumping down a filled trashcan is not what I call a pleasant trip. The can is filled with dogshit, banana- peels, used toiletpaper etc From "outside" you can hear the big truck closing. Slowly. But...when you search more into the trash you discover a nonsmoked joint and a...Magnum .357 1 - Rise'n blast the sucker! 2 - Smoke the joint. (Lucy in the sky with diaamooonds...) Like Poseidon rises from the water you rise from the trash. You pull the trigger back and places the aimpoint in the middle of the forehead of your enemy. "Prepare to meet your maker" you say deeply. (For less smart guys we can say that it's also possible to say "Fuck You" butwe use a better vocabulary this time.) A red flag with the text "Bang" extends from the pipe. Another of these damn toys that kills dozens of kids every year because nervous cops think they are real... Ol'hippie thingos are coming back into ya (cool man) mind as you suck on the little (yeah) joint. Ahhh....I think I can flyyyyy (far out man)... Slowly you begin to rise from the ground...higher and higher.... Oh man, can't funk it out in a real death-to-life ride in the cloudy (ride on, ride on) sky... Actually you fly so high that you get over the wall and land on the other side.... Zwow! Finally a really pleasant way to travel! But it seems like that truckdriver is giving up coz you can hear him drive away. 1 - Run to nearest police 2 - Run to nearest porno-shop 3 - Vafan? De va de dummaste ja nagonsin sett! (Droool!) Fortenaly the shop is just around the corner! As you enter the dick rises incredible and...explodes? Yes, unfortunately it explodes and smears blood all over the floor! A little too exited eh? Finally you find a cop after searching for one hour! You run towards him screaming: "Help! HELP! I have almost been murdered! Argh! HELP! IMUSTHAVE HELPATONCEYOUFUCKINGIDIOT! The cop cocks his trusty .357 and stops you quickly. You smelled like a hippie from "69 didnt you know that? "WHAT! You dirty damn...yuuughghh ..ugh...I will kuuughghghgh..... Hrmm....well...Ok, Brad i know that it has been a hard day, BUT (please) WATCH YOUR MOUTH! This needs some REAL cure he says and throws a letterknife at you. What a bizaar death! Your boss is not late to throw himself over his desk and start to strangle you while screaming: "DONT use that tone to ME!" Your body finds it difficult to be without air for eleven minutes so it decides to enter the Rigor Mortis action. You boss looks a bit red in his face when you explain the business in that way. He quickly swallows some pills and continues... "Ok, ok, ok...but why did you run through the 7elven shop? 1 - "I HATE 7eleven!" 2 - Smile "And I hate YOU!" your boss answers and kills you. Well, slaughters you is more the word. "That was th...ugh...aIu.. uuuurrgrghghhh!!!!!!" It looks like your boss is killed by his own heart! HA! A heartattack! What a ...luck? While thinking of your strange situation the phone rings on the desk of your boss. Can this get any worse? YES! Dont worry! The man in the other end of the line screams that our friend in black right now is robbing a Mc Donalds restaurant. MegaGreat. Since your boss by natural causes isnt available at the moment you decide that this is the work for YOU! (Please rise for the American Anthem) You rush down the stairs to the garage and grab a HOT CAR! (yes,yes,yes Police cars can be hot too!) Then it's off to the McDonalds! Ride on!(Hot car = Old Volvo found in a corner) After a wild run through the streets you spot the shop. From 200 m you can clearly see a man inside McDonalds holding some kind of a gun against the staff. (Or the ones who is still alive). Yes, he's wearing a black trench- coat but you aren't sure. Ok, so how do ya tackle this? 1 - Crush him with the car! (The windows are big enough) 2 - Drive, stop and blow him away from outside 3 - Like 2, but run inside first Yes, let's continue beeing bizarre. You roar down the street in a speed faster than ya-know-what. (If ya dont-know-what then ask someone) the man hasn't got a chance. You penetrate the windows in 130 mph and bfore he is even able to touch the trigger, he's nailed to the wall. Mouahahahahahaha! (Break. If you want to feel this scene for REAL do like this: Take a tomato. Put it in your hand. Smash you hand hard in a wall. The result is equal.) After the crash you throw yourself fast out of the car and place three well-placed bullits in the head of the criminal. Or where you GUESS the head is/was. Proudly, you replace the gun in your belt and turn to the living part of the staff and say "It's over. Call an ambulance". A quick look around reveals that the criminal and some staff were not the only ones who were been killed. You also took some customers by accident who had hidden themselves under their tables. "Eh..make it two will ya". Ahh...you step outside and feel great. You made it! But then...something feels wrong.... and you suddenly realize that this man had two arms! But "our friend" only had one! Blast! Something else that isn't especially good is that a large piano will hit yar head any second. You make this judgement by the big shadow which is expanding around you. Can you take any MORE?! 1 - Run 2 - Stay Argh! The piano lands with a BOANG one yard from your body! Boo! never trust Steinway&Son! Ok, after this little intermezzo you spot a man in a trenchcoat and without a left arm quickly walking away from the area...oh dear. Since you are no jerk you start to run after him. He's no jerk either so he start run too, but not long because he suddenly enters World Trade Center. Better hiding place there probably. Ha! It seems like it's time for the big fight! 1 - Enter the store with ya gun drawn 2 - Enter without the gun drawn 3 - Enter the little weapon shoppe which lies just beside the store Panic is not the word. When you, a dirty ugly looking guy enters the place with gun unorganized chaos is the result. Well, never mind. Where could that sucker gone? You seem to have two choices: Go straight into the store or take the stairs up one storey. 1 - Straight 2 - Up You sneak into the now deserted store pointing your gun in every direction You can't see him at the meatshelf. He's not in the fridges. But...when looking at the toyshelf, you spot something moving behind... 1 - Jump over the shelf and attack bare handed 2 - Trust the human evoulution and use your gun Wrong! He was down there! It's not hard to tell at all when the submachine gun starts to talk behind you. (Everybody knew THAT!) Banzai! You leap over the shelf and perform a nice roundhouse kick which hit...a six-year old kid in the head. Well...could have been worse. It looks like the kid fainted (or maybe died?!) by your Kung-Fu. Bending over you discover the later. BLANG! Something suddenly hit your head and strikes you to the ground. Oh no. The police is here! Nice to see ya guys if you just let me explmffmfmffff. The cops put you in a straightjacket and drive you to a hospital where you spend the rest of your life. I bet you didn't expect that. BLAM BLAM BLAM! Three nice shots penetrates the shelf and hits the man on the other side. He flies over another shelf and..OH MY GOD! It was not the man at all! It was a six-year old kid! Oh fuck. Dont be rediculous! Ofcourse you draw your gun! Wont you? 1 - Yes, master Gnn. 2 - No! Hold it! Can't you even think for yourself? 1 - Yes, ofcourse. 2 - No I cant. Wait! This is beginning to be rather foolish. Let's start again. You are in front of the store again. Ah that's better! But since I am the Boss I decide to stop this now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BLANG! Hmm...are you trying to play a concert with your brain or? The piano crashes on you but when you open your eyes you find that you're still alive! HA! But when you walk away you go into seven slices because the wood might not be hard but the strings are sharp... Let's watch this from an spectators view: A police car stops violently in front of a McDonalds store. A guy rushes out from it screaming "Tally Hooooo!" with his gun drawn. He runs inside and some shots are heard. A second later the policemans legs are running out the same way he entered while the rest of the body is coming through the window. "Ahaha! Dat waz real funny!" the spectator probably will say and then enter the human shock-mode. You will enter Rigor Mortis. Screech! The car stops violently outside the restaurant. You jump out and places the aimingpoint on the chest of the criminal inside. And.... pull the trigger? No actually, because a second later you are thrown to the ground. By a bunch of killing metal from the criminal? No actually by a group of peace crazy communists who are screaming "WHAT are you doing! Thats illegal!" They give you loads of papers about peace on earth shit and continue scream "Read this and join us blaha" This IS annoying! 1 - KILL yourself out of this! 2 - Join them You scream "Get out of my Waaaay!" and start pumping hot metal into them one by one. After shooting five communists you turn to face your criminal. This little diversion has given him a lot of time to aim... ...but ofcourse you're not aware of that before he places a bullit in your ear. "Ok, Ok, Ok! I will join you guys!" "Aaahh! That's good my friend!" They gather in a circle around you and start brainwashing you with peace songs and more papers. You try not to listen and instead see what has happenedto the criminal. Suddenly he shows up in the front door looking for you. But he can't see you because you are surrounded by people... 1 - Wait'n see 2 - Blow him now! Not a good idea. The criminal suddenly get very nervous and start shooting everybody in sight. And with a sub- machine gun thats quickly done. But you die like a peaceful man. YAAAHOO! You push away the peace jerks and send away six shoots against the door. The criminal is thrown back into the restaurant and you rush against him to complete the kill if necessary. Unfortenaly a large piano utterly crushes you before that. A smiling gentleman is standing behind the counter as you enter "Mr Claus Santa's weapons and stuff" shop. "ahh...welkom to mah humble shoppe!" he says, sounding like santa claus extreme. "Sooo...what do thee want from moi? (Better pick something fast before you go crazy.) 1 - Choose a weapon 2 - KILL HIM! "'ave a look 'ere sir!" What do you take? 1 - A shotgun 2 - A bazooka auto 3 - A tank model M1 "ahh a fine piece of work! Could be your for $1000!" "ehe...unfortenaly I dont have any money right now but... "Waz? No money! take this!" Mr Claus kills you. "Ahh fine thingo this thingo. Could be yours for (sit down please) $10000!" 1 - Pay 2 - Don't pay Gimme a break! You havent got that much! When Mr Claus realizes that you are broke he kills you with the big auto bazooka and hang you in the shopping- window. "The effect of an Anti-tank weapon" "Ahh a fine thing! Could be yours for $10,000,000! How many?" You barf in a sudden shock over the counter and Mr Claus tie. "WHAT are thee doin!? Take this!" Aghhhh! Mr Claus pull a big lever and you fall down, down, down. Krash. You land after something which looked like one mile (but it was only three metres). Shit. What is this place? It's pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. 1 - Search for a door 2 - Put the gun to your head and fire. (There's no door) Blam. (No comments needed) Blong, bam. You bump into walls but can't find any door! Damn! Purr. Purr. Purrrrrr! I can't belive this. Has he got a tiger here or a big cat? Whats that noise? A little kitten, be nice now ehehehehe. Hmm...big kitten this one I must say. Is it a cat or what is it? A tiger. Otherwize you still would be inone part. (can someone onepart me? HAHA) Your gun digs a crater in the head of Mr Claus and sends him flying across the room. He's still smiling when his brain hangs up. Well, looks like everything is for free now eh? What do you take? 1 - A shotgun 2 - A bazooka auto 3 - A tank model M1 Ah, a fine Mossberg 12-gauge... You load and cock the gun with a cool satisfying qlique. Hehe...lets roll! You run through the window and out on street heading for World Trade Center. Wroom...argh! You nearly got your legs blown away by a bypassing police car. Uh,oh when they see you standing in the middle of the street with a Shotgun theymake a quick turn and stop. One of them scream something in the radio while the other one jumps out with his gun drawn. Freeze! (Didnt someone say "Fuck the police"?) 1 - Drop the gun and freeze (Hahahaa) 2 - Let him join with his maker Unfortunately, the gun fires a shot whenyou drop the gun. The burst flies right into the police car and blows the head off the radio-speaker. What a pity. The other police man is not late to let his gun have a small chat with your body. Another pity. Blam! The burst goes out of your gun, through the door of the police car and into the police man. He is thrown back approx fifteen yards and knocked cold. The other one drops the mic and just stare at you. You smile as you place theiron sight on him and squeeze the trigger. You can see him scream NO! but one second later he is lying in the backseat stone dead. Ugh, quite a lot of blood around here. 1 - Enter World Trade Center 2 - Have a feast on the dead bodies Ah, fresh meat...you take the best partsfirst: the ass and the dick. Much meat and very tasty. Hmm...but this part of the body was new...hard and long...you take a piece but by mistake you blow offyour head as you bite the trigger of the.44 Magnum. Well...this bazooka auto is rather heavywith the 50-round box magazine. Ngghh! Well actually it's VERY heavy. But you are a man arent you? So... take a deep breath and lift it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH!Yes you make it. What a man! Ok, you quickly jump through the window and out on the street. 1 - Blow away World Trade Center at once 2 - Enter it instead Baaaaooom! The Bazooka Auto spits away twentyfour grenades...backward. Oops. Seems like we held the gun the wrong direction. The grenades runs away and into a large building behind you. Ah. Well. Not your house fortunately. You shake your head and are just going to enter WTC when the house falls over you. "Made in japan" Hrm...well...you enter the tank which is parked behind the counter. It starts without problem and rumbles out the door. Well...out the wall actually. As you enter the store you can hear how people are celebrating you. Or are they screaming out of horror? No... hmm... what's that bumping? Ah, yes, its a crowd here. Ok, but where to next? 1 - Fire a shot 2 - Continue driving into the store Waaaom! You feel the recoil as the tank fires a powerful rocket. As it seeks to heat the closest target was a 2-year oldchild which the rocket hits and explodes. It died (splattered) without pain. But the nineteen people around didn't. They are screaming of pain of all the metal pieces stuck to them. Another mistake. Gotta do something... 1 - Stop the pain by driving over them 2 - Get out and do first aid 3 - Drive on Ahhh! What a great idea! You start to crush them one after one until they are all dead! You should be a saint! Goddamnyes! As there's no one left in the storeyou climb out of the tank and start to look for the criminal. You can't see himbut you hear someone quickly running up the stairs behind you... After the stairs you find a long corri- dor and at the end you can see a window and the back of the criminal. He's trying to open the window but hasn't succeeded. He hasn't noticed you yet. In the middle of the corridor there's also an old man in a wheel-chair. He hasn't noticed any of you since he's blind. (Yes he HAS a stick that proves it!) Ok, this is it. 1 - Throw yourself behind the wheelchair 2 - Raise your gun and fire 3 - Say "You are under arrest" in a loud voice. "Dear Sir, you are under arrest." (You must be joking) "Jolly good heres my gun" "and the bullets too" (Ok, he didnt say that but you can make som likeness) (He gave you the bullets, yes, but he fired them from the gun) You raise your gun and place the sight right in his back. The man suddenly turns around but you are faster. You feel a satisfying recoilas you press the trigger and a Remingtonhigh-calibre cartridge runs out from thebarrel. The man is lifted into the air and just for a second you think you can see his face but then he is thrown out the window. But in the fall he fires his gun desperatly. Some of the cold steel is meant for you. You almost made it. You quickly take cover behind the man inthe chair which is rather lucky beacuse the criminal suddenly turns around and starts firing at you with a sub-machine gun. You hear a gurgling sound as the bullets penetrate the old man and kill him almost at once. Blood is raining over you since you have first class place to this slaughter. 1 - Make a somersault over the chair and fire! 2 - Push the chair against him Unfortunately the criminal is still firing you meet 36 bullets coming the other way. You bring up all your strenght and push the chair as hard as you can. The dead man doesn't complain anyway. The criminal doesn't really know how to defend himself. Actually he doesn't at all. The wheelchair crashes into him and throws him out of the window. For a second you almost think you can see his face but then he is out of your sight. You can hear him scream as he falls downa long way... To be continued. You quickly leap out from the tank and pick a woman to help. She seems to have several pieces of metal inserted in her body but after struggling for five five minutes she suddenly wakes up. "Who a-are you?" You answer "I am the driver of that tank over there" "Oh dear, she says, open my purse and give me that knife inside ple-ease?" You open it and find a knife, a big kitchen knife actually. You hand it over. She says "Thank you" and drives the knife into your chest. "I was the mother of that child you blasted" You continue into the store, driving over more people and more shelves. Fuck!You cant see that criminal anywhere! Butyou can see one thing for sure and that is the S.W.A.T team which is coming through the door. Ah, no. Not them. Mustmake contact with them. But how? 1 - Run 'em over! (They are just in your way anyhow) 2 - Climb up and explain the situation You manage to say "Its nice to see ya guys but..." before they fire. All togheter 1301 shots make you fly all the way to the milk-shelf where you land and let your bodyfluids go on vacation. Rumble! Rumble! You stamp the pedal and make your way against them! AhahHAHAah! Suckers! Take this! But you took it. One of them throws a tank mine against you which the wheels cant disobey to drive over. They found the remains of you stuck in the roof. TEXT AND STORY THE GNN CODING, FONT AND LANUGAGE CORRECTION ZAZ GRAPHICS MUTANT "BLEED II THEME" PERFORMED BY OMEGA AVAIBLE FROM RECTUM RECORDS THANX TO: PHEARLESS FOR SOME INSPIRATION CONTACT THE BLEED FAN-CLUB PO.BOX 5 790 23 SVARDSJO SWEDEN CAST OF CHARACTERS: BRAD NIXON....................HIMSELF VICTIMS... BITMAP BROTHERS (MIKE,ERIC) PARADOX (SKYWALKER, CLASH) QUARTEX (RUDI RATLOS, SELIM) RAZOR 1911 (ZIPHOID, SECTOR9, RED BARON) ALPHA FLIGHT (RALPH, MICHAEL, AUATAR) FLASH PRODUCTIONS (THE PRIDE) SCOOPEX (TMB, REWARD, ZEBRA, SLAYER, BIC,RANGER,UNCLE TOM) RED SECTOR (MICRONIX, COKE, DEATH ANGEL, TRAITOR) DEFJAM (THE BARON,MR.THOMPSON GEHENNA,MOGWAI) SPREADPOINT (ALEX, SLASH) BRAINSTORM (SCATTERGOLD, MAJESTIC) CRUSADERS (ECS) ANGELS (DELIVERANCE, MARCO) SKID ROW (METALLICA, TIGGER, T.I.W) KEFRENS (DEFLEX) CRYPTOBURNERS (JACKMIX, AGRESSOR, BLACKSTAR) DEXION (TRIX) TRISTAR (NUTRIBRAIN, BIZ) HORIZON (REBEL) FAIRLIGHT (ISTVAN) MIRACLE (PORTA) NORTHSTAR (RAISTLIN, DEATHBRINGER) WE SHALL RETURN.