YEAHHH!!!  HERE WE ARE FOR THE FIRST TIME WITH OUR FIRST EVER DEMO (OR SHOULD THAT BE CALLED INTRO?).  HELLO OUT THERE.  THIS IS MR. BIT TYPING.  WE HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS LITTLE PRODUCTION.  SORRY TO BE SO UNORIGINAL WITH THIS RELEASE BUT HEY, WE THINK IT'S NOT TOO BAD FOR A DEBUT.  NOW FOR SOME STUPID TECHNICAL INFORMATION ABOUT THIS DEMO.  FIRSTLY, I CODED IT.  NEXT, IT CONTAINS 8 SCREENS OF GRAPHICS RIPPED (READ BORROWED) FROM RICK DANGEROUS!  THESE GRAPHICS WERE CREATED BY THE MASTER OF THE COMPUTER BRUSH...  MR. BYTE.  AND THIS BINARY FONT WAS ALSO CREATED BY MR. BYTE.  THE MUSIC?  WHO THE HELL DID THE MUSIC?  OOOPS.  HOPE SOMEONE OUT THERE ISN'T GOING TO BE UPSET BUT WE WERE IN A RUSH TO RELEASE THIS AND BESIDES... MR. BYTE WAS TOO LAZY AND WAS SOMEWHERE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE SITTING AROUND IN THE SUN DOING NOTHING.  GREETINGS?  YA WAITING FOR GREETINGS?  OK.  HERE THEY COME...  QUICK HELLO TO ALL COOL AUSTRALIAN GROUPS AND SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES TO...  DARREN (HOPE YA HAVE A GOOD 21ST), MICHAEL (WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THE TMNT'S), TIM OF SPUTNIK CRACKERS (SO WHEN ARE YA GONNA STOP RIPPING OFF FRENCH DEMOS AND START TO CODE SOMETHING?), ACU (HEY JARRE, HAVE YOU STOPPED CODING FOR ACU OR SOMETHING?).  THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH I THINK COS GREETINGS ARE ALWAYS SO BORING.  BUT BEFORE I END, WE SEND FINAL GREETINGS TO RED SECTOR - THE MIGHTY MASTERS OF VECTOR GFX!  HEY DELTA!  I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YA.  WHY DON'T YOU WANNA CODE ANY GAMES?  OK.  THAT'S ENOUGH BOOLSHIT FOR A LONG TIME I THINK.  WELL, BEFORE I GO...  WE HOPE YA HAVE A GREAT XMAS AND STAY SAFE AND ALL THAT RUBBISH.  WHAT!  NO XMAS DEMO FROM BINARY BOYS INC.?  HMMM.  I'LL SEE WHAT CAN BE DONE IN THE FUTURE.  NOW FOCUS YOUR EYES ON THE BOTTOM SCROLLER AND READ THE MAGIC WORDS OF MR. BYTE.  I'LL SEE YA SOON IN THE NEXT RELEASE...  BYE!  I'M OUTTA HERE.  CYA!                                        



WELCOME HUMBLE VIEWERS TO THE ONE AND ONLY RICKY DANGEROUS DEMO BY THE BINARY BOYS. SO, WHADAYA THINK?  HUH?  NOT BAD FOR A FIRST RELEASE EHH ?  I STRUGGLED LABORIOUSLY TO BRING U THESE GRAPHICS AND THIS PRETTY NIFTY AND MEGA ORIGINAL COMPUTER FONT AND WHAT DO I GET?  A SCROLLER WHICH GOES EXACTLY HALF THE SPEED OF BIT'S ONE UP THERE (DON'T BE TEMPTED TO READ THAT ONE AS BIT IS FULL OF CRAP),  THE SPEED OF THIS BEING SLOW ENUFF 4 A 5 YR OLD TO READ.  PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT DEMOS SUCH AS THIS OFTEN FAIL TO REALISE THE PAIN, SUFFERING AND SHEAR FRUSTRATION WHICH GOES INTO PRODUCING SUMTHING LIKE THIS.  THERE I WAS BASHING AWAY AT THE MOUSE (YES BASHING COZ IT WAS BIT'S MOUSE) CONSTRUCTING ONE SCREEN OF BEAUTIFUL RICKY GFX WHEN BIT COMES ALONG AND DEMANDS TO HAVE NOT 2, NOT 4, NOT 6 BUT 8 SCREENS OF RICKY DANGEROUS GFX IN THIS DEMO. SO THERE I SAT IN THE FESTERING, MOULDY PIT THAT IS MY BEDROOM, A PUNGENT, DISGUSTING LAYER OF MIST ENVELOPING MY FEET, COBWEBS GROWING ON MY MONITOR AS I SLAVED AWAY AT THE MOUSE: "AHHH, SHIT, THIS BLOODY MOUSE BUTTON PISSES ME OFF!!!!"  WELL THE GFX ARE HERE AND THIS DEMO IS FINISHED AND NOW BIT WANTS ME TO DO A HUGE 8*8 (64) SCREENS OF GFX FOR THE NEXT 8-WAY SCROLLING DEMO.  I LOOKED AT HIM KINDA FUNNY AND PUNCHED HIS LIGHTS OUT!!! SO WE WONT BE SEEYING ANY 8-WAY BLOODY DEMOS FROM HIM FOR AWHILE.  BUT BIT DOESN'T DIE EASILY AND HE'LL BE BACK WITH SOME SILLY STAR ROUTINES AND WOBBLY SCREEN DEMOS.  OK, GOTTA GO, FINALLY SOME GREETINGS TO ALL GOOD GROUPS (SEE SCROLLER ABOVE FOR THESE UNDER 'GREETINGS' SECTION),  GREETINGS ALSO TO MY COUSIN 'THE KING' AND 'STALKER'.  NOW FINALLY (I MEAN IT), SOME NATIONAL MESSAGES IN THREE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES (BINARY, OCTAL AND HEX (ONLY KIDDING))....   CZY TO PRAWDA ZE POLACY PROGRAMUJA NA TEJ WSPANIALEJ MASZYNIE?  TAK!  TAK!  SHIT!  CI NIEMCY MNIE DENERWUJA KIEDY PISZA PO NIEMIECKU!!!  AND NOW....  BECAUSE I AM SICK OF POLISH SCROLLIES I'LL WRITE IN SERBIAN. ZDRAVO SVI KENGURI, POSHT ME OVDE ZEZAYU STO MNODO UDARAM U (KEYBOARD) YA NEMOGU DUGO KUCATI. ZBOB TOGA MORAN DA SADA BEGAM. CUCETE OD MENE SLEDECI PUT I ZATO ZDRAVO... AND NOW FOR SOME GLUPE DUTCH SCROLLING.... STOMME LUMMELS!!!! IK WEET NIET VEEL NEDERLANDS MEER EN JULIE ZOU HET WEL LEUK VINDEN ALS IK IN NEDERLAND'S BEGINT TE VLOEKEN MAAR DAT IS EN BEETJE KINDERACHTIG.  DAG SCHYTHOOFDEN, THIS IS BYTE SIGNING OFF ...... SEEYA LATER ...... @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@